Unlike sigmoid, I won't pollute the cat thread with these little fellas.



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fortinbras wrote:

Dmtdust wrote:

As we all know, dildos need the proper amount of sunlight to grow.

They are bending toward the light...

Damn!

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fnord wrote:

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Who is the guy in the red shirt?

And I love how the cell phone is down away from his ear.  Cuz you jus' know dat nigga got a Blutoof in hiz ear.

You know what they say about the water in Stuttgart...

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"This 32-year old male fell from a tree on[to] a vertical metal rod in his garden. The rod entered his scrotum making an exit above the left clavicle.

He underwent an emergent surgical intervention by a team of cardiothoracic, vascular and abdominal surgeons. Longitudinal sternotomy and laparotomy allowed surgeons to remove the metal rod carefully with no severe signs of injuries of abdominal and thoracic organs. There were no surgical postoperative complications."

I used to see death certificates in the course of my job. One guy died when he fell off his porch onto a garden stake and was impaled. Another poor soul took the permanent dirt nap after falling from an elevated hunter's blind onto a tree stump below, striking his head. Another fell 100 feet off an oil rig onto a concrete slab, landing on his head. (Ouch.) Yet another fellow committed suicide by first building and lighting a funeral pyre, then shooting himself in the head in such a way that he fell onto the pyre. He was "immolated," in the words of the document. Awesome. Nice of him to spare everyone a bloody clean-up.

One interesting death certificate detailed the horrible demise of a senile old-timer who wandered into traffic and was run over multiple times, including by a tractor trailer. A police report was attached with a diagram showing the bounce pattern of the body as it was hurled this way and that by impacts. The corpse was decapitated---no surprise---in the process.

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"An excavator [machine] fell in a river in the Amazon while carrying out work on a gas-line for Petrobras. The operator broke the glass to free himself but wounded his hand trying to escape. The blood attracted Piranhas..."

You do post the finest softcore porn, Dusty.

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Happy Birthday Scotty - I got you this, you can take it on (play) dates!

just another day in the seminary