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WilberCuntLicker · 2012-06-27 13:54:13

Bigcat wrote:
I dunno, I was thinking I would hit it.

You'll want these, too, then.

Taint · 2012-06-27 13:58:38

WilberCuntLicker wrote:
Bigcat wrote:
I dunno, I was thinking I would hit it.
You'll want these, too, then.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6aew … o1_500.jpg
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6aex … o1_500.jpg
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6aez … o1_500.jpg http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6aey … o1_500.jpg

And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson...

Taint · 2012-06-27 14:14:10

WilberCuntLicker · 2012-06-27 15:11:57

Taint wrote:
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
Bigcat wrote:
I dunno, I was thinking I would hit it.
You'll want these, too, then.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6aew … o1_500.jpg
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6aex … o1_500.jpg
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6aez … o1_500.jpg http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6aey … o1_500.jpg
And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson...

http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/1422 … croft7.jpg

Jesus loves you more than you will know

(wo wo wo)

Baywolfe · 2012-06-27 17:42:57

Taint wrote:
http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/6232/v … nstruc.jpg

Citation needed.

sigmoid freud · 2012-06-28 01:02:57

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lechero · 2012-06-29 00:27:13

nfidelbastard · 2012-06-29 06:07:28

XregnaR · 2012-06-29 09:03:46

sigmoid freud wrote:
http://vinteeage.com/product-images/men … cash-2.jpg

That is almost tattoo-worthy. Almost.

Emmeran · 2012-06-29 16:20:00

Wilbur?

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WilberCuntLicker · 2012-06-29 18:22:16

Emmeran?

sic · 2012-06-29 19:21:52

Well...at least its documented...

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Dmtdust · 2012-06-29 20:31:15

Ladies, Ladies, Ladies.

Dmtdust · 2012-06-29 23:54:20

ah297900 · 2012-06-30 00:01:09

SOLID, bro, Well done.

sigmoid freud · 2012-06-30 00:13:56

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zxczsf · 2012-06-30 11:53:07

Another crap flogging link whore.

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BiltImigmatem · 2012-07-01 07:10:55

tojo2000 · 2012-07-01 07:19:37

BiltImigmatem wrote:

Interesting. It shows a minimalism that is so refreshing in this age of information overload.

choad · 2012-07-02 03:34:51

Today's language lesson is "Fuck You", seditious samizdat mimeographed and photocopied all over English speaking christendom in the 70s and early 80s.

Fuck You.

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "fuck". It is one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love and hate. In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive passive (Mary really doesn't give a fuck); or an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John); and as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck). It can be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful). As you can see, there are very few words with the versatility of "fuck".

Besides its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:

GREETINGS How the fuck are you?
FRAUD I got fucked by the car dealer.
DISMAY Oh, fuck it!
TROUBLE Well, I guess I'm fucked now.
AGGRESSION Fuck you.
DISGUST Fuck me.
CONFUSION What the fuck?
DIFFICULTY I don't understand this fucking business.
DESPAIR Fucked again!
INCOMPETENCE He fucks up everything.
DISPLEASURE What the fuck is going on here?
LOST Where the fuck are we?
DISBELIEF Unfuckingbelievable!
RETALIATION Up your fucking ass.

It can be used in an anatomical description: "He is a fucking asshole." It can be used to tell time: "It's five fucking thirty." It can be used in business: "How did I wind up with this fucking job?" It can be maternal: 'Motherfucker." It can be political: "Fuck Reagan!"

And, never forget General Custer's last words: "Where did all them fucking Indians come from?"

Also, the famous last words of the mayor of Hiroshima: "What the fuck was that?"

And, last but not least, the immortal words of the captain of the Titanic, who said: "Where is all this fucking water coming from?"

The mind fairly boggles at the many creative uses of the word. How can anyone be offended when you say "fuck"? Use it frequently in your daily speech; it will add to your prestige. Tell someone to "fuck you" today.

GooberMcNutly · 2012-07-02 13:14:09

These silhouettes are posted all over Denmark at the moment. She used to have all 5 fingers intact, but of course the kids break them of for a one-finger salute.

Probably to make sure it doesn't harm the operator:

Remember, no matter how much you need it, don't try to grab your phone out of the deep fryer...

GooberMcNutly · 2012-07-02 13:22:36

This is what I say about 1/2 of the ass shots on this site

(I just wont say WHICH half...)

(Why would you admit to using kids anally?)

GooberMcNutly · 2012-07-02 13:35:05

I'm just glad that there are partitions up.

I can see why he posted this to her facebook feed right before prom. That's easy pickings.

GooberMcNutly · 2012-07-02 13:44:29

Dmtdust · 2012-07-02 16:07:12

fnord · 2012-07-02 23:24:55

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sigmoid freud · 2012-07-03 00:19:28

OK, since we're being all highbrow ...

sigmoid freud · 2012-07-03 00:43:31

WilberCuntLicker · 2012-07-03 21:06:35

Toshio Saeki

choad · 2012-07-03 21:31:48

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sigmoid freud · 2012-07-05 05:23:02

Decadence · 2012-07-05 06:12:48

I have had some damned nice orgasms in my day; But, no-thing compares to post kitten-strangulation orgasm.

This is probably not the best time for me to be making such a joke as I recently had two fucking kittens un-loaded on me. I named the grey and white fe-male "Princess Buttercup" which most of my friends seem to find acceptable (De-Spite the fact that only one of them actually saw the fucking movie. #ItIsNotTechnicallyIronyIfYouDoNotGetTheFuckingJokeToBeginWith,YouDistendedTwat). A few "discussions" have a-rose though from my naming the judgmental black kitten "God". If you take your rip-off pseudo-Pagean god seriously, can you really expect me to take you seriously? I get the joke to a point, you ponse cunt; But, even I've my fucking limits.

Sorry, did not in-tend to di-verge. So, we were dis-cussing the strangulation of kittens for sexual satisfaction? Thoughts any-one?

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WilberCuntLicker · 2012-07-05 17:25:44

Decadence wrote:
So, we were dis-cussing the strangulation of kittens for sexual satisfaction? Thoughts any-one?

Thoughts, no...video...possibly. (Bottom of page.)

GooberMcNutly · 2012-07-05 18:01:06

Decadence wrote:
So, we were dis-cussing the strangulation of kittens for sexual satisfaction?

Theirs or yours?

Banjo · 2012-07-05 18:25:55

Decadence wrote:
I have had some damned nice orgasms in my day; But, no-thing compares to post kitten-strangulation orgasm.

You are thinking like an American and not a Japanese. This is not a post-kitten strangulabtion orgasm at all. That's waaaay too pedestrian for the average Jap. Look closer and you'll see a completely devoured fish in this pic. The woman is having a "cat getting strangled AND shitting itself" orgasm. Come on guys. We should be Japanese kink experts by now.

Zombie Elvis · 2012-07-05 22:28:22

The only pussy I like to feed and strangle.

Zombie Elvis · 2012-07-05 22:30:41

Zombie Elvis · 2012-07-05 22:47:19

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Zombie Elvis · 2012-07-05 22:49:53

Anyway, that's enough sweet ass for now. Time to get back to nauseating mutant train-wrecks of humanity that'll put you off blow-jobs for life...

Tall Paul · 2012-07-06 02:20:24

Zombie Elvis wrote:
Anyway, that's enough sweet ass for now. Time to get back to nauseating mutant train-wrecks of humanity that'll put you off blow-jobs for life...

http://img1.liveinternet.ru/images/atta … 122022.jpg

Not if she took her teeth out.