#20801 2012-06-27 13:54:13
Bigcat wrote:
I dunno, I was thinking I would hit it.
You'll want these, too, then.
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#20802 2012-06-27 13:58:38
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
Bigcat wrote:
I dunno, I was thinking I would hit it.
You'll want these, too, then.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6aew … o1_500.jpg
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6aex … o1_500.jpg
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6aez … o1_500.jpghttp://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6aey … o1_500.jpg
And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson...
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#20803 2012-06-27 14:14:10
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#20804 2012-06-27 15:11:57
Taint wrote:
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
Bigcat wrote:
I dunno, I was thinking I would hit it.
You'll want these, too, then.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6aew … o1_500.jpg
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6aex … o1_500.jpg
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6aez … o1_500.jpghttp://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6aey … o1_500.jpgAnd here's to you, Mrs. Robinson...
http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/1422 … croft7.jpg
Jesus loves you more than you will know
(wo wo wo)
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#20805 2012-06-27 17:42:57
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#20808 2012-06-29 00:27:13
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#20810 2012-06-29 09:03:46
sigmoid freud wrote:
That is almost tattoo-worthy. Almost.
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#20811 2012-06-29 16:20:00
Wilbur?
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#20812 2012-06-29 18:22:16
Emmeran?
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#20813 2012-06-29 19:21:52
#20814 2012-06-29 20:31:15
Ladies, Ladies, Ladies.
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#20815 2012-06-29 23:54:20
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#20816 2012-06-30 00:01:09
SOLID, bro, Well done.
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#20817 2012-06-30 00:13:56
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#20818 2012-06-30 00:32:59
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#20819 2012-06-30 11:53:07
Another crap flogging link whore.
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#20822 2012-07-02 03:34:51
Today's language lesson is "Fuck You", seditious samizdat mimeographed and photocopied all over English speaking christendom in the 70s and early 80s.
Fuck You.
Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "fuck". It is one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love and hate. In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive passive (Mary really doesn't give a fuck); or an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John); and as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck). It can be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful). As you can see, there are very few words with the versatility of "fuck".
Besides its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:
GREETINGS How the fuck are you?
FRAUD I got fucked by the car dealer.
DISMAY Oh, fuck it!
TROUBLE Well, I guess I'm fucked now.
AGGRESSION Fuck you.
DISGUST Fuck me.
CONFUSION What the fuck?
DIFFICULTY I don't understand this fucking business.
DESPAIR Fucked again!
INCOMPETENCE He fucks up everything.
DISPLEASURE What the fuck is going on here?
LOST Where the fuck are we?
DISBELIEF Unfuckingbelievable!
RETALIATION Up your fucking ass.
It can be used in an anatomical description: "He is a fucking asshole." It can be used to tell time: "It's five fucking thirty." It can be used in business: "How did I wind up with this fucking job?" It can be maternal: 'Motherfucker." It can be political: "Fuck Reagan!"
And, never forget General Custer's last words: "Where did all them fucking Indians come from?"
Also, the famous last words of the mayor of Hiroshima: "What the fuck was that?"
And, last but not least, the immortal words of the captain of the Titanic, who said: "Where is all this fucking water coming from?"
The mind fairly boggles at the many creative uses of the word. How can anyone be offended when you say "fuck"? Use it frequently in your daily speech; it will add to your prestige. Tell someone to "fuck you" today.
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#20823 2012-07-02 13:14:09
These silhouettes are posted all over Denmark at the moment. She used to have all 5 fingers intact, but of course the kids break them of for a one-finger salute.
Probably to make sure it doesn't harm the operator:
Remember, no matter how much you need it, don't try to grab your phone out of the deep fryer...
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#20824 2012-07-02 13:22:36
This is what I say about 1/2 of the ass shots on this site
(I just wont say WHICH half...)
(Why would you admit to using kids anally?)
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#20825 2012-07-02 13:35:05
I'm just glad that there are partitions up.
I can see why he posted this to her facebook feed right before prom. That's easy pickings.
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#20826 2012-07-02 13:44:29
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#20828 2012-07-02 23:24:55
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#20829 2012-07-03 00:19:28
OK, since we're being all highbrow ...
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#20830 2012-07-03 00:43:31
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#20833 2012-07-05 05:23:02
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#20834 2012-07-05 06:12:48
I have had some damned nice orgasms in my day; But, no-thing compares to post kitten-strangulation orgasm.
This is probably not the best time for me to be making such a joke as I recently had two fucking kittens un-loaded on me. I named the grey and white fe-male "Princess Buttercup" which most of my friends seem to find acceptable (De-Spite the fact that only one of them actually saw the fucking movie. #ItIsNotTechnicallyIronyIfYouDoNotGetTheFuckingJokeToBeginWith,YouDistendedTwat). A few "discussions" have a-rose though from my naming the judgmental black kitten "God". If you take your rip-off pseudo-Pagean god seriously, can you really expect me to take you seriously? I get the joke to a point, you ponse cunt; But, even I've my fucking limits.
Sorry, did not in-tend to di-verge. So, we were dis-cussing the strangulation of kittens for sexual satisfaction? Thoughts any-one?
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#20835 2012-07-05 17:25:44
Decadence wrote:
So, we were dis-cussing the strangulation of kittens for sexual satisfaction? Thoughts any-one?
Thoughts, no...video...possibly. (Bottom of page.)
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#20836 2012-07-05 18:01:06
Decadence wrote:
So, we were dis-cussing the strangulation of kittens for sexual satisfaction?
Theirs or yours?
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#20837 2012-07-05 18:25:55
Decadence wrote:
I have had some damned nice orgasms in my day; But, no-thing compares to post kitten-strangulation orgasm.
You are thinking like an American and not a Japanese. This is not a post-kitten strangulabtion orgasm at all. That's waaaay too pedestrian for the average Jap. Look closer and you'll see a completely devoured fish in this pic. The woman is having a "cat getting strangled AND shitting itself" orgasm. Come on guys. We should be Japanese kink experts by now.
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#20838 2012-07-05 22:28:22
The only pussy I like to feed and strangle.
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#20839 2012-07-05 22:30:41
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#20841 2012-07-05 22:49:53
Anyway, that's enough sweet ass for now. Time to get back to nauseating mutant train-wrecks of humanity that'll put you off blow-jobs for life...
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#20842 2012-07-06 02:20:24
Zombie Elvis wrote:
Anyway, that's enough sweet ass for now. Time to get back to nauseating mutant train-wrecks of humanity that'll put you off blow-jobs for life...
http://img1.liveinternet.ru/images/atta … 122022.jpg
Not if she took her teeth out.
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#20843 2012-07-06 20:37:01
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#20844 2012-07-06 21:25:36
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#20845 2012-07-07 00:21:51
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#20847 2012-07-07 00:31:49
For fnord:
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#20848 2012-07-07 12:12:55
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#20849 2012-07-07 18:56:53
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