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#20852 2012-07-07 20:26:53

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#20853 2012-07-07 20:31:25

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#20854 2012-07-08 11:48:43

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#20856 2012-07-08 20:43:43

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#20857 2012-07-09 07:33:06

I was going to add this into Scotty's Red Head thread, but only a cunt would pollute that source of delight, right?

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#20858 2012-07-09 07:34:47

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#20859 2012-07-09 08:13:19

Zombie Elvis wrote:

I was going to add this into Scotty's Red Head thread, but only a cunt would pollute that source of delight, right?

Yeah, I under-stand the temptation, Mate.  I've been there my-self:
http://www.isteroids.com/images/carrottop-aftersteroids.jpg
* Appy-Polly-Gollys if it gets "pulled" for "hot-linking"; But, I simply felt that I could not sleep in the same bed with my-self this eve were I to actually up-load an image of "Carrot-Top" to High-Street *.

{InMyWorstDavidMitchellImitation} * Don't get me wrong, I am mostly "pro-kink" (As the kids say these days) but one should have their limits.{InMyWorstDavidMitchellImitation}

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#20860 2012-07-09 09:53:18

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#20861 2012-07-09 11:45:30

That.....that's just beautiful.

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#20862 2012-07-09 12:06:08

XregnaR wrote:

That.....that's just beautiful.

I like the double-deep effect.  But why didn't they center it?

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#20863 2012-07-09 17:39:23

whosasailorthen wrote:

XregnaR wrote:

That.....that's just beautiful.

I like the double-deep effect.  But why didn't they center it?

Damn it...what am I missing? Does one need two eyes to see the magic?

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#20864 2012-07-09 18:41:05

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

whosasailorthen wrote:

XregnaR wrote:


That.....that's just beautiful.

I like the double-deep effect.  But why didn't they center it?

Damn it...what am I missing? Does one need two eyes to see the magic?

Yes.

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#20865 2012-07-09 18:45:29

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

Damn it...what am I missing? Does one need two eyes to see the magic?

You are not a-lone, Mate.  I have never "gotten" these damned things, and am well convinced at this point that they are simply a bit of a joke that half of the populace is now in on.

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#20866 2012-07-09 21:43:17

Decadence wrote:

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

Damn it...what am I missing? Does one need two eyes to see the magic?

You are not a-lone, Mate.  I have never "gotten" these damned things, and am well convinced at this point that they are simply a bit of a joke that half of the populace is now in on.

Gotta just relax the eyes and it will suddenly 'pop'.  Once you do it a few times it becomes quite easy. 

This one is a goatse in a goatse in a goatse.

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#20867 2012-07-09 21:51:04

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

whosasailorthen wrote:

XregnaR wrote:


That.....that's just beautiful.

I like the double-deep effect.  But why didn't they center it?

Damn it...what am I missing? Does one need two eyes to see the magic?

No. But you need a soul.

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#20868 2012-07-09 21:51:38

Just to rub it in a bit...

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/1/b/f/1bf74d66f46420aec807a9b6d17f104e.gif

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http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-z-rOaDDYK3w/T4Rn1n0e-SI/AAAAAAAAGlE/Cn-SOp2xDGs/s1600/Get+a+Life+Magic+Eye+optical+illusion.gif

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#20869 2012-07-09 22:09:58

whosasailorthen wrote:

Decadence wrote:

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

Damn it...what am I missing? Does one need two eyes to see the magic?

You are not a-lone, Mate.  I have never "gotten" these damned things, and am well convinced at this point that they are simply a bit of a joke that half of the populace is now in on.

Gotta just relax the eyes and it will suddenly 'pop'.  Once you do it a few times it becomes quite easy. 

This one is a goatse in a goatse in a goatse.

I just force the issue and cross my eyes until I start seeing the blurred 3D images.  They sharpen right up after that.

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#20870 2012-07-09 22:36:49

ah297900 wrote:

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

whosasailorthen wrote:


I like the double-deep effect.  But why didn't they center it?

Damn it...what am I missing? Does one need two eyes to see the magic?

No. But you need a soul.

A soul? You pickin' and grinnin' with Banjo these days?
Yes, I am soulless, but I used to be binocular, and I can remember the general joy of optical illusions.
Someday I will allow them to peel off my ruined cornea and replace it with a new or artificial lens. At the moment they keep offering me bits of dead people, along with a high risk of rejection.

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#20871 2012-07-10 05:40:37

Baywolfe wrote:

whosasailorthen wrote:

Decadence wrote:


You are not a-lone, Mate.  I have never "gotten" these damned things, and am well convinced at this point that they are simply a bit of a joke that half of the populace is now in on.

Gotta just relax the eyes and it will suddenly 'pop'.  Once you do it a few times it becomes quite easy. 

This one is a goatse in a goatse in a goatse.

I just force the issue and cross my eyes until I start seeing the blurred 3D images.  They sharpen right up after that.

I can pretty easily get the three-dee effect, but these image appear inverted, to me.  The Mr. Goatse's hole looks like Mt. Everest.

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#20873 2012-07-10 15:08:15

Platymingo wrote:

Baywolfe wrote:

whosasailorthen wrote:

Gotta just relax the eyes and it will suddenly 'pop'.  Once you do it a few times it becomes quite easy. 

This one is a goatse in a goatse in a goatse.

I just force the issue and cross my eyes until I start seeing the blurred 3D images.  They sharpen right up after that.

I can pretty easily get the three-dee effect, but these image appear inverted, to me.  The Mr. Goatse's hole looks like Mt. Everest.

Yeah, you get that if you cross your eyes... it's really the wrong way to go about it.  The trick is to look *through* the image... i.e. look far beyond it by relaxing your eyes - like staring off into space while the image is before you.  Sorry, but I can't describe it any better than that.

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#20874 2012-07-10 20:04:08

whosasailorthen wrote:

.......The trick is to look *through* the image... i.e. look far beyond it by relaxing your eyes - like staring off into space while the image is before you.  Sorry, but I can't describe it any better than that.

Focus your eyes on something above your computer screen at about twice the distance. Your peripheral vision will show you that you are now seeing two overlapping images of your computer, you should also notice that where the two images overlap something odd is happening. Now comes the tricky part: Look directly at your screen while maintaining your long distance focus. Once you figure out how to do that viewing any such image will be easy.

If you're still having trouble, try the old 'floating sausage' trick. Look at something in the distance and hold your hands at eye level and point your two index fingers at each other. You should see two ghostly transparent fingers, bring them together slowly and you should see a solid 'sausage' floating between them.

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#20875 2012-07-10 23:06:43

I like how the classics can never die. Also, with that image, if you 'over' blend it severely truncates the dangly effect without otherwise spoiling the rest of the picture. So if he doesn't look excited, unslide the images one stop.

PS - love the animation. Where can I get more?

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#20876 2012-07-10 23:44:14

Zombie Elvis wrote:

I like how the classics can never die. Also, with that image, if you 'over' blend it severely truncates the dangly effect without otherwise spoiling the rest of the picture. So if he doesn't look excited, unslide the images one stop.

What the fuck are you talking about?

As for the moving ones, I don't know - that's the only one I've ever seen.

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#20877 2012-07-10 23:45:52

I wonder... how many of you got the one with just the lettering?

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#20878 2012-07-11 01:12:56

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The alternate shirt would say "I'm not a proctologist".

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#20879 2012-07-11 21:25:28

whosasailorthen wrote:

What the fuck are you talking about?

doesn't matter. trying not to give away the subject to the pathologically useless people who can't see it. As for the word-only one, I got it, and I'm deeply offended.

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#20880 2012-07-11 21:32:09

Zombie Elvis wrote:

As for the word-only one, I got it, and I'm deeply offended.

Man, you're easily offended.

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#20881 2012-07-11 21:54:16

And here's another animated one.

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#20883 2012-07-12 01:36:06

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#20888 2012-07-12 03:41:49

whosasailorthen wrote:

Zombie Elvis wrote:

As for the word-only one, I got it, and I'm deeply offended.

Man, you're easily offended.

Yeah - you can tell from all the delicate postings.

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#20889 2012-07-12 11:18:05

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#20890 2012-07-12 11:22:31

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#20891 2012-07-12 16:18:00

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#20892 2012-07-13 05:09:12

whosasailorthen wrote:

Gotta just relax the eyes and it will suddenly 'pop'.  Once you do it a few times it becomes quite easy.

I have tried "turning my brain off" and "looking through."  Both tend to bring on a bit of a head-ache.

whosasailorthen wrote:

This one is a goatse in a goatse in a goatse.

And, little lambs eat dildos.

Sorry, are we no longer doing karaoke Fridays?

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#20893 2012-07-13 05:51:27

De-Cadence wrote:

And, little lambs eat dildos.

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2010/08/02/article-1280747784506-0AA8EBCE000005DC-855719_636x300.jpg
                                                    Here's one tucking in.

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#20894 2012-07-13 11:02:48

The ideal way to view the magic eye pictures is to have the picture behind a reflective surface.  A printed version behind glass, digital on a glossy screened monitor, etc.  The trick is then to stare at your own reflection.  The 3D picture will suddenly be right there in all its glory.

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#20895 2012-07-13 21:38:57

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#20896 2012-07-13 22:38:41

My god, moar.Plz. Moar.

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#20900 2012-07-14 07:22:44

The unkempt tomato patch? Sure, perfect place for a bit of contortion.

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