#1 2008-02-04 12:04:33

Mmmm...delicious murder.

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#2 2008-02-04 15:14:51

Oh no, Mr Bond, not worse than MY worst nightmares...

All I have to say is "GET IN MY BELLY!"

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#3 2008-02-05 01:00:18

Sounds like it's narrated by Alec Baldwin........  Anyhow, being raised around agriculture my entire life and having a vested interest in agriculture this whole video is B.S. and doesn't give an accurate depiction of what really happens...  I can't speak for the chicken and pork industries, but when it comes to cattle they are extremely off base and I'm sick of these worthless fucking pinko motherfuckers putting out a smear campaign on what is what I feel to be one of the most valuable occupations to the survival of man.....   I admit there are a few irresponsible people out there, but for the most part people raising cattle are extremely humane and do whatever it takes for the health and welfare of their cattle....  Fuck these worthless liberal motherfuckers who accuse otherwise.....  Look for the polital agenda here folks.....

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#4 2008-02-05 01:50:10

http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii24/dirckles/cows3.jpg  This is a little more accurate depiction of how cattle are raised............................  I can't believe the abuse depicted here!!!!  (By the way I took this picture myself and I've been to hundreds of roundups.  The worst abuse I've seen is vaccinating cattle against disease!!  Shameful!!!)

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#5 2008-02-05 02:01:23

Preach it, Dirck!

Dad's cows in Undisclosed Location, TN.

http://i26.tinypic.com/29oin4k.jpg

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#6 2008-02-05 02:03:20

That's my dad in the background on the horse in the picture I submitted..........

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#7 2008-02-05 02:06:20

Pretty looking country.  A tad on the flat side, though. 

'course, I'd imagine that makes the cattle business a bit more practical, in ways.

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#8 2008-02-05 02:23:54

It's in North Eastern Wyoming and it's really arid, so it actually takes a lot of acres per head of cattle, but I love it there....  It's absolutely beautiful and so incredibly wide open and desolate.....  I will always claim Wyoming the rest of my life even though I doubt I will ever live there again....  Wyoming has been the target of multiple smear campaigns ever since the Matthew Shepard incident and I'm really sick of how Wyomingites are portrayed as barbarians and stupid......  I've been to nearly almost every other state in the nation and I can't think of anywhere else that I've met so many friendly, open and authentic people as I have there....

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#9 2008-02-05 02:28:34

What I really love about the family ranch is that our nearest neighbor is over fifteen miles away.....   I grew up driving around pickup trucks on gravel roads with my dog Digger.......  I got more satisfaction out of that than I have gotten since then visiting three other countries and almost every major city in the U.S.....

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#10 2008-02-05 02:38:24

Dirckman wrote:

It's in North Eastern Wyoming and it's really arid, so it actually takes a lot of acres per head of cattle,

Ah.  we have 40 head on 160 acres, and part of that is wooded and therefore worthless for grazing (you can get some decent timber off it, though, which is useful in the short term).  This last year was pretty rough on us due to a nasty drought, and it looks like this coming year might be dry too, which is probably going to put a lot of the locals out of the cattle business altogether.

This land has been passed down in my family since the government took it from the Indians.  There's something magic about cutting down a storm-damaged tree and finding a plow point grown deep into the trunk (ruining a chainsaw blade in the process) and knowing that one of your ancestors had tossed it at the base of a much, much smaller tree some generations before.

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#11 2008-02-05 02:46:14

We just got over a ten year drought last year......  We finally have grass again and things are looking up... We're currently running 115 cows on 24,600 acres which keeps us from overgrazing.... Our neighbor didn't have it so easy and he had too many cows for the land he had.....  He tried selling his cows and didn't have any buyers, so he went out and shot all of his cows then shot himself.....   It's kind of sad that he wasn't able to just wait one year for things to look up again....  People don't seem to realize how difficult of a lifestyle ranching is and they really take it for granted.....  It would be nice if America could live off of tofu and Starbuck's coffee, but that's not reality....

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#12 2008-02-05 02:54:48

Dirckman wrote:

People don't seem to realize how difficult of a lifestyle ranching is and they really take it for granted.....  It would be nice if America could live off of tofu and Starbuck's coffee, but that's not reality....

This.

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#13 2008-02-05 03:22:28

That is really some beautiful country in the picture you posted of your dad's property in TN......  I recently read a book titled Guns, Germs and Steel and it really gave me a far greater respect for agriculture and what it meant to the history of human development....   After reading that book I no longer feel embarrassed about being a hick....  Anyhow, I'm drunk off of my ass and I need sleep...

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#14 2008-02-05 09:18:16

Dirckman wrote:

That is really some beautiful country in the picture you posted of your dad's property in TN......  I recently read a book titled Guns, Germs and Steel and it really gave me a far greater respect for agriculture and what it meant to the history of human development....   After reading that book I no longer feel embarrassed about being a hick....  Anyhow, I'm drunk off of my ass and I need sleep...

Fantastic book.  The 3-part documentary isn't bad either.

...and, for my money, east TN in the fall kicks New England's fall colors down the goddamned stairs.

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#15 2008-02-05 11:07:43

jesusluvspegging wrote:

Ah.  we have 40 head on 160 acres, and part of that is wooded and therefore worthless for grazing (you can get some decent timber off it, though, which is useful in the short term).... This land has been passed down in my family since the government took it from the Indians.

Umm... took it from my family, to be more exact... my people were among the Cherokee that had their land taken, and you're right, it was beautiful.

Having said that, I do agree with you re ranching and animal husbandry in America... it's far more humane than the radicals will lead you to believe.  I grew up on a farm in West TN (Gibson Co.) and it was beautiful... somewhere I've got movies of me at the age of 3 playing with piglets... they were jumping all over me like puppies.  Nice memories.

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#16 2008-02-05 11:11:55

whosasailorthen wrote:

Umm... took it from my family, to be more exact... my people were among the Cherokee that had their land taken, and you're right, it was beautiful.

Well I guess your family should have evolved themselves a proper gun industry.  And some immunity to smallpox.

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#17 2008-02-06 01:49:17

Dirckman wrote:

Sounds like it's narrated by Alec Baldwin...Fuck these worthless liberal motherfuckers who accuse otherwise.....  Look for the political agenda here folks.....

Hey, now, as a progressive, I must take exception to your characterization of PETA as a liberal organization.  They're not liberals, they're douchebags who aspire to fascism (the absence of liberty, from the same Latin root as liberal.)
Let's face facts here:  our digestive tract is not fit for an exclusively vegetarian diet.  Meat is a much more efficient (and tasty!) way to get the proteins we need!  I suppose PETA would be much happier with feral cattle, swine, and chickens roaming the landscape, landscape now covered with monoculture agriculture courtesy of ADM to meet our needs for plant-based food.  Oh, yeah, that's so much better.  Anyone for mid-1800's Ireland?  Anyone?

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#18 2008-02-06 01:57:39

jesusluvspegging wrote:

Dirckman wrote:

That is really some beautiful country in the picture you posted of your dad's property in TN......  I recently read a book titled Guns, Germs and Steel and it really gave me a far greater respect for agriculture and what it meant to the history of human development....   After reading that book I no longer feel embarrassed about being a hick....  Anyhow, I'm drunk off of my ass and I need sleep...

Fantastic book.  The 3-part documentary isn't bad either.

...and, for my money, east TN in the fall kicks New England's fall colors down the goddamned stairs.

Guns, Germs and Steel is indeed a fantastic book.  I got to meet Jared Diamond at the LA Times Festival of Books a few years ago and hear him speak.  Wonderful opportunity--I highly recommend it to anyone who is able to see him.  Another good book to look into is 1491, which goes into how the ecosystem of North America was a direct result of the presence and guidance of the Native Americans and how it changed drastically post-contact.  Amazing stuff.

And, jesus, after living for five years in central Indiana during college, I can attest to the beauty of the fall colors in both IN and TN.  As far as hicks go, being a hick is not the problem.  Being so caught up in the superiority of one's own mindset to the exclusion of any outside influence or input is.  I find myself more embarrassed by loudmouth "progressives" giving a bad name to themselves through their willful closedmindedness!

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#19 2008-02-06 09:44:28

jesusluvspegging wrote:

...and, for my money, east TN in the fall kicks New England's fall colors down the goddamned stairs.

Driving down the Blue Ridge Parkway in the fall.

*Heaven*

http://www.prweb.com/prfiles/2007/09/20/233138/BlueRidgeParkway.jpg
(looks best when fully enlarged... but then don't we all, really?)

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#20 2008-02-06 11:18:28

Outstanding - two new books for my "To Read" list!

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#21 2008-02-06 12:41:59

jesusluvspegging wrote:

whosasailorthen wrote:

Umm... took it from my family, to be more exact... my people were among the Cherokee that had their land taken, and you're right, it was beautiful.

Well I guess your family should have evolved themselves a proper gun industry.  And some immunity to smallpox.

Or at least strong enough antibodys to beat back Paul Revere a spare us all a scourge

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#22 2008-02-06 13:18:43

whiskytangofoxtrot wrote:

hear him speak.  Wonderful opportunity--I highly recommend it to anyone who is able to see him.  Another good book to look into is 1491, which goes into how the ecosystem of North America was a direct result of the presence and guidance of the Native Americans and how it changed drastically post-contact.  Amazing stuff.

That one just went on the massive book list of massiveness.

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#23 2008-02-06 13:29:08

whiskytangofoxtrot wrote:

Let's face facts here:  our digestive tract is not fit for an exclusively vegetarian diet.  Meat is a much more efficient (and tasty!) way to get the proteins we need!  I suppose PETA would be much happier with feral cattle, swine, and chickens roaming the landscape, landscape now covered with monoculture agriculture courtesy of ADM to meet our needs for plant-based food.  Oh, yeah, that's so much better.  Anyone for mid-1800's Ireland?  Anyone?

Actually, in Great Britain/Ireland, by the mid 1800s they had solved most of the dietary problems and issues of unsightly roaming livestock by clearing the surplus population from the newly enclosed land, packing them off in ships and replacing them with much more economically productive wool sheep and turnips/legumes.




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“Are there no prisons?” asked Scrooge.

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“The Treadmill and the Poor Law are in full vigour, then?” said Scrooge.

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#24 2008-02-06 13:56:39

http://www.cedmagic.com/featured/christmas-carol/1962-magoo-humbug-scrooge.jpg

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#25 2008-02-06 15:59:42

jesusluvspegging wrote:

That one just went on the massive book list of massiveness.

Part of the Redundant Lists of Redundancy series.

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#26 2008-02-06 16:59:52

it's gotten quite long enough to merit redundant descriptors, i think:

redacted@nothing ~ $ wc docs/books
146  725 4384 docs/books

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