#1 2008-12-26 12:25:11

from the tribal chiefs.  With cash? No, with hard dicks.

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#2 2008-12-26 18:24:12

"Whatever it takes to make friends and influence people -- whether it's building a school or handing out Viagra,

They're winning friends and garnering influence all over.

Last edited by hedgewizard (2008-12-26 18:27:35)

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#3 2008-12-26 22:58:21

Our enemies are sure to meet stiff resistance when our new allies stand up for America.

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#4 2008-12-26 23:03:04

"Winning the hard-ons and minds of the people."

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#5 2008-12-26 23:05:44

Do we really want these guys reproducing?

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#6 2008-12-26 23:53:41

Q:What do you get when you give an Afghan rebel a Viagra?

A: One hard Tali-wacker!

This joke was sponsered by Jagermeister. Jagermerister-making people laugh their ass off at jokes that no one else finds funny for over twenty years.

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#7 2008-12-27 16:31:21

We have to give them Viagra instead of using attractive female (or male) operatives.  Very few Americans are able to go to bed with old men who bathe once in a blue moon and fake enthusiasm and orgasms while doing so.

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#8 2008-12-27 17:02:30

You think enthusiasim and orgasms in their partners is what these guys are used to?

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