#2 2008-12-26 18:24:12
"Whatever it takes to make friends and influence people -- whether it's building a school or handing out Viagra,
They're winning friends and garnering influence all over.
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#3 2008-12-26 22:58:21
Our enemies are sure to meet stiff resistance when our new allies stand up for America.
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#4 2008-12-26 23:03:04
"Winning the hard-ons and minds of the people."
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#5 2008-12-26 23:05:44
Do we really want these guys reproducing?
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#6 2008-12-26 23:53:41
Q:What do you get when you give an Afghan rebel a Viagra?
A: One hard Tali-wacker!
This joke was sponsered by Jagermeister. Jagermerister-making people laugh their ass off at jokes that no one else finds funny for over twenty years.
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#7 2008-12-27 16:31:21
We have to give them Viagra instead of using attractive female (or male) operatives. Very few Americans are able to go to bed with old men who bathe once in a blue moon and fake enthusiasm and orgasms while doing so.
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#8 2008-12-27 17:02:30
You think enthusiasim and orgasms in their partners is what these guys are used to?
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