#1 2008-12-31 21:55:07
Despite their successes, things have been hard for the Justice Force lately. "These are bad times," Master Legend says, opening a few "thirst quenchers" after dinner. I've already noticed there are always a few empty twelvers laying around the secret hide-out. Outside the front door, a mountainous pile of crushed cans suggests that Busch is the Justice Force brand of choice.
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#2 2008-12-31 22:39:04
Wow-wee.
When people use the phrase, "Only in America," this is exactly the kind of thing they mean.
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#3 2009-01-01 05:00:11
An interesting phenomenon. If you spend your Saturday picking up trash in the park, you're just some schmoe. If you do it while wearing a red and silver Lycra suit, you're the Litterbug Exterminator.
So, High Street -- what would your superhero name be?
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#4 2009-01-01 21:26:39
square wrote:
So, High Street -- what would your superhero name be?
The Dipsomaniac! My emblem would (Obviously) be a Manhattan (As dry as the Sonara) with a Maraschino Cherry and small umbrella. Special talent? Laughing (And, occasionally, passing out) in the face of danger.
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#5 2009-01-02 01:39:25
Decadence wrote:
The Dipsomaniac! My emblem would (Obviously) be a Manhattan (As dry as the Sonara) with a Maraschino Cherry and small umbrella. Special talent? Laughing (And, occasionally, passing out) in the face of danger.
Excellent! You could easily adopt this existing symbology:
And if the Flaming Carrot can have surrealism as a special ability, you can certainly claim hyphen-ation.
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#6 2009-05-01 13:48:46
I would be the "Dry Wit". My secret weapon would be the Sarcasmotron.
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#7 2009-05-01 15:14:08
I would, of course, be THE VOID! with my faithful sidekick Garbage Out!
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#8 2009-05-01 15:44:42
I thought this was posted back when we were talking about the superhero registry, but if it was I can't find it.
It's a shame, with superheroes you have such a wide variety of hat pictures to choose from. Oh well...
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#9 2009-05-01 17:53:04
Reminds me of that image of the Hollywood 'Superman' manqué in a car lighting a crack pipe for some guy. I just can't seem to find it, but I'm pretty sure it's made the NSFW thread more than once.
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#10 2009-05-01 22:35:30
pALEPHx wrote:
I just can't seem to find it, but I'm pretty sure it's made the NSFW thread more than once.
It's all-so (Or, at least was) a "side-pic;" So, just just keep checking over there.
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