#1 2008-12-31 21:55:07

Despite their successes, things have been hard for the Justice Force lately. "These are bad times," Master Legend says, opening a few "thirst quenchers" after dinner. I've already noticed there are always a few empty twelvers laying around the secret hide-out. Outside the front door, a mountainous pile of crushed cans suggests that Busch is the Justice Force brand of choice.

https://cruelery.com/uploads/167_drunkbatman.jpg


It's Tough Being A Super-Hero



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#2 2008-12-31 22:39:04

Wow-wee.

When people use the phrase, "Only in America," this is exactly the kind of thing they mean.

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#3 2009-01-01 05:00:11

An interesting phenomenon.  If you spend your Saturday picking up trash in the park, you're just some schmoe.  If you do it while wearing a red and silver Lycra suit, you're the Litterbug Exterminator.

So, High Street -- what would your superhero name be?

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#4 2009-01-01 21:26:39

square wrote:

So, High Street -- what would your superhero name be?

The Dipsomaniac!  My emblem would (Obviously) be a Manhattan (As dry as the Sonara) with a Maraschino Cherry and small umbrella.  Special talent?  Laughing (And, occasionally, passing out) in the face of danger.

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#5 2009-01-02 01:39:25

Decadence wrote:

The Dipsomaniac!  My emblem would (Obviously) be a Manhattan (As dry as the Sonara) with a Maraschino Cherry and small umbrella.  Special talent?  Laughing (And, occasionally, passing out) in the face of danger.

Excellent!  You could easily adopt this existing symbology:
https://cruelery.com/uploads/72_cocktail.jpg
And if the Flaming Carrot can have surrealism as a special ability, you can certainly claim hyphen-ation.
https://cruelery.com/sidepic/carrot.man.jpg

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#6 2009-05-01 13:48:46

I would be the "Dry Wit". My secret weapon would be the Sarcasmotron.

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#7 2009-05-01 15:14:08

I would, of course, be THE VOID! with my faithful sidekick Garbage Out!

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#8 2009-05-01 15:44:42

I thought this was posted back when we were talking about the superhero registry, but if it was I can't find it.

It's a shame, with superheroes you have such a wide variety of hat pictures to choose from.  Oh well...

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#9 2009-05-01 17:53:04

Reminds me of that image of the Hollywood 'Superman' manqué in a car lighting a crack pipe for some guy. I just can't seem to find it, but I'm pretty sure it's made the NSFW thread more than once.

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#10 2009-05-01 22:35:30

pALEPHx wrote:

I just can't seem to find it, but I'm pretty sure it's made the NSFW thread more than once.

It's all-so (Or, at least was) a "side-pic;" So, just just keep checking over there.

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