#2 2009-06-12 00:44:01
Bullshit. That's never happened to me.
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#3 2009-06-12 00:48:13
Taint wrote:
Bullshit. That's never happened to me.
That's cuz you ain't gay - Fnord is. Now own up that you're actually a Baptist preacher getting his kicks.
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#4 2009-06-12 01:22:15
The sleeve of a wizard.
Throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
Tying a 2x4 to your ass so you don't fall in...
Mine wouldn't come out, but that had more to do with the size of their heads than my vag. Even when they cut my tummy open, they had to physically lean on me to get my older boy out.
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#5 2009-06-12 01:27:32
sofaking wrote:
Even when they cut my tummy open, they had to physically lean on me to get my older boy out.
If he's that clingy, he's going to be nothing but heartache for whomever he pairs up with.
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#6 2009-06-12 01:28:40
Emmeran wrote:
Taint wrote:
Bullshit. That's never happened to me.
That's cuz you ain't gay - Fnord is. Now own up that you're actually a Baptist preacher getting his kicks.
Assembly of God, and there are no kicks involved. This hurts me far more than it does you.
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#7 2009-06-12 09:17:03
'It was a bit strange seeing this little lump roll down my jogging pants which was actually my daughter.'
O-rlly? Those are "jogging" pants?
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#8 2009-06-12 10:32:19
Eight pounds?! I expected to see a really big fattie-boombalattie, but that lady's not fat (though imagining that face in a sexual context is nightmare fodder for sure).
I think she just needs to do her kegel exercises. Lots of them.
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#9 2009-06-12 12:23:39
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