High Street at Cruelery.com - The Web's Bitter Afterbirth / NSFW: Picture Thread!

scarydog · 2009-06-14 16:33:50

GooberMcNutly wrote:
There are still three women with natural breasts (Jury is still out over the one on the right) and public hair over the age of 16? Color me shocked.

Looks like the one on the right has had some work. May be as hard as rocks.

sigmoid freud · 2009-06-14 19:21:06

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sigmoid freud · 2009-06-14 19:25:50

If you haven't already done so, do not reproduce.

scarydog · 2009-06-14 20:01:37

(tattoos)

sigmoid freud · 2009-06-14 22:45:46

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses? I don't think so.

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MSG Tripps · 2009-06-15 11:00:58

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whosasailorthen · 2009-06-15 11:58:07

sigmoid freud wrote:
Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses? I don't think so.
https://cruelery.com/uploads/34_catherine_p053.jpg

Now, that's a really, really, nice body on that lass... totally built for comfort, not too showy but just really fine in a milky-soft-and-feminine sort of way.

Me like. Mor plez.

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Dmtdust · 2009-06-15 16:31:55

Scotty · 2009-06-15 18:32:27

whosasailorthen wrote:
sigmoid freud wrote:
Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses? I don't think so.
https://cruelery.com/uploads/34_catherine_p053.jpg
Now, that's a really, really, nice body on that lass... totally built for comfort, not too showy but just really fine in a milky-soft-and-feminine sort of way.

Me like. Mor plez.

Yeah, but God damn is she ugly.

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whosasailorthen · 2009-06-15 18:45:33

Scotty wrote:
whosasailorthen wrote:
sigmoid freud wrote:
Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses? I don't think so.
https://cruelery.com/uploads/34_catherine_p053.jpg
Now, that's a really, really, nice body on that lass... totally built for comfort, not too showy but just really fine in a milky-soft-and-feminine sort of way.

Me like. Mor plez.
Yeah, but God damn is she ugly.

Eh. I've seen worse. She's young - the zits will go away and she'll grow into her look.

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spuddonkey · 2009-06-15 22:37:21

I think she deserves a refund for the piss poor bolt ons....

Dmtdust · 2009-06-16 01:13:27

Dmtdust · 2009-06-16 01:52:07

Hi Jezeus!

Fled · 2009-06-16 06:37:54

Dusty - Kinda looks like Manson. There's an image for you.

Emmeran · 2009-06-16 15:38:03

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Banjo · 2009-06-16 19:02:33

spuddonkey wrote:
http://mydirtyhost.com/images/524_45904257.jpg

It would be great if Don Knox could be the voice for that thing. Maybe put some little round glasses on it?

spuddonkey · 2009-06-16 19:25:50

Banjo wrote:
spuddonkey wrote:
http://mydirtyhost.com/images/524_45904257.jpg
It would be great if Don Knox could be the voice for that thing. Maybe put some little round glasses on it?

I wish...I wish....I were a fish clit.

Zombie Elvis · 2009-06-16 20:49:31

whosasailorthen wrote:
sigmoid freud wrote:
Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses? I don't think so.
https://cruelery.com/uploads/34_catherine_p053.jpg
Now, that's a really, really, nice body on that lass... totally built for comfort, not too showy but just really fine in a milky-soft-and-feminine sort of way.

Me like. Mor plez.

Good thing she's lying down is all I can say.

Speakin' of her being on top (in a round-about sort of way) Is there a name for the technique where you put your hands on a fat chicks waist and then "passionately push back" to shift the flab so it looks like she's actually got a decent gut on her? If not there should be. Sometimes it's the difference between a WIN or a FAIL so it needs to be given a name goddammit!

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Dmtdust · 2009-06-16 20:56:09

Way to much talkie going on... pics or FO.

D

Dmtdust · 2009-06-16 21:15:53

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Dmtdust · 2009-06-16 22:23:52

Zombie Elvis · 2009-06-17 00:25:51

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sigmoid freud · 2009-06-17 02:59:56

scarydog · 2009-06-17 09:37:12

scarydog · 2009-06-17 09:51:13

The following image has to be one of the earliest explicit sex pics still in existence, a tintype. Tintypes came into use during the Civil War and went out of favor by the late 19th Century. Making a VERY wild guess based on the clothing, I'd guess this came from the 1870s, possibly even earlier: