#2 2009-06-19 04:24:55
Top notes: bergamot and nutmeg.
Middle notes: lavendar and moss.
Base notes: amber, patchouli, sandalwood and aged whiskey.
Double Base notes: DEET, fish, stale beer, cigarette buts, wet dog.
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#3 2009-06-19 04:32:02
"patchouli, aged whiskey" - so you smell like a hippie who spilled his drink?
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#4 2009-06-19 04:34:36
Have a real redneck cologne:
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#5 2009-06-19 09:49:41
Put a dab of this behind your ears and drive men wild:
And, it actually smells good....
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#6 2009-06-19 22:52:43
I prefer....
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#7 2009-06-19 22:55:23
whosasailorthen wrote:
I prefer....
http://www.kustomhookz.com/Images/CatPi … pesOil.jpg
I hope you're not confusing solvent with lube. This could make gun-sex very uncomfortable.
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#8 2009-06-20 01:08:03
The scent of iron filings, stone dust, and 3-in-one oil, masked behind the chemical-orange scent of Fast Orange hand cleaner is the true Scent of a Man.
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#9 2009-06-20 01:35:56
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#10 2009-06-20 01:39:45
GooberMcNutly wrote:
Put a dab of this behind your ears and drive men wild:
http://prairiepolicesupply.com/images/h … olvent.jpg
And, it actually smells good....
I collect perfumes.
My favs:
Quelques Fleurs L'Original
Giņ
Hypnotic Poison
Cabotine
Fleur D'Interdit
Loulou
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#11 2009-06-20 09:31:19
sofaking wrote:
GooberMcNutly wrote:
Put a dab of this behind your ears and drive men wild:
http://prairiepolicesupply.com/images/h … olvent.jpg
And, it actually smells good....I collect perfumes.
My favs:
Quelques Fleurs L'Original
Giņ
Hypnotic Poison
Cabotine
Fleur D'Interdit
Loulou
Bacon?
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#12 2009-06-20 10:53:25
I'll stick with my Lacoste Essential and Burberry London thank you...
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#13 2009-06-20 12:30:02
I've always been of the mindset that it's un-manly to wear cologne.
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#14 2009-06-20 12:54:39
jesusluvspegging wrote:
I've always been of the mindset that it's un-manly to wear cologne.
To be honest, I'm about as metrosexual as they come. I tan regularly and I use more product than any of the women I know.
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#15 2009-06-20 13:03:18
jesusluvspegging wrote:
I've always been of the mindset that it's un-manly to wear cologne.
Not at all.
Okay, you're not in the 30-something club anymore. You're fired.
Chicks dig the (right) cologne.
If you're thinking about cheap ass drugstore shit, then yes, you may as well not wear it, 'cause that shit's birth control in a bottle.
Go git 'yo ass a good summer and a winter cologne. Keep it out of the sunlight (don't put it in your car. you'll rot it). Don't wear nasty shit like Drakkar Noir that'll knock the bitches out. Something subtle. For example Dirck's Burberry smells like Earl Grey tea and leather and tobacco. Manly, no? Very delicious.
Git you some pussy, Jesus. The ladies will never see your freshly shaven balls if they don't want to get close enough to rip your clothes off.
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#16 2009-06-20 13:06:26
I keep all my scents in my shaving products, where they belong.
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#17 2009-06-20 13:13:46
jesusluvspegging wrote:
I keep all my scents in my shaving products, where they belong.
Aqua Velva?
*gags*
Go to the mall and find something wonderful. You'll be laid in no time.
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#18 2009-06-20 13:16:42
Dirckman wrote:
jesusluvspegging wrote:
I've always been of the mindset that it's un-manly to wear cologne.
To be honest, I'm about as metrosexual as they come. I tan regularly and I use more product than any of the women I know.
"Swinging on the tree both ways...."
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#19 2009-06-20 13:36:53
sofaking wrote:
jesusluvspegging wrote:
I keep all my scents in my shaving products, where they belong.
Aqua Velva?
*gags*
Go to the mall and find something wonderful. You'll be laid in no time.
No on both the aqua velva and the mall.
There's a very large variety of naturally-scented shaving soaps and oils available, if one bothers to look. I use them on my face only, as I don't want my nuts to smell like a fucking lime tree.
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#20 2009-06-20 13:55:53
jesusluvspegging wrote:
sofaking wrote:
jesusluvspegging wrote:
I keep all my scents in my shaving products, where they belong.
Aqua Velva?
*gags*
Go to the mall and find something wonderful. You'll be laid in no time.No on both the aqua velva and the mall.
There's a very large variety of naturally-scented shaving soaps and oils available, if one bothers to look. I use them on my face only, as I don't want my nuts to smell like a fucking lime tree.
Then you can't complain about your nookieless existence anymore.
I gave you the solution.
You don't wear it for you, you wear it for the ladies. Go find you a lime-lovin' lady!
And no one wants you to put aftershave on your nuts. Eddie Murphy already warned the world about that.
BRUT....By Faberge...
*splashes cologne on balls*
AAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!
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#21 2009-06-20 14:05:30
Bigcat wrote:
sofaking wrote:
GooberMcNutly wrote:
Put a dab of this behind your ears and drive men wild:
http://prairiepolicesupply.com/images/h … olvent.jpg
And, it actually smells good....I collect perfumes.
My favs:
Quelques Fleurs L'Original
Giņ
Hypnotic Poison
Cabotine
Fleur D'Interdit
LoulouBacon?
Nonononono.
People often accost me in public to ask what I'm wearing. I smell goooood.
I don't think bacon would work for me...
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#22 2009-06-20 14:08:12
I don't complain about my nookieless existence, except in such circumstances where I am mocking myself. Honestly, y'all bring up the topic a whole lot more.
Second, I had good luck with ladies back when I actually tried getting them into bed, and I didn't use cologne then. Your "solution" is crap. The only solution to my "problem" is me putting forth effort. It doesn't matter what flowery garbage I put on myself if I don't go on the prowl, does it?
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#23 2009-06-20 14:16:37
jesusluvspegging wrote:
I don't complain about my nookieless existence, except in such circumstances where I am mocking myself. Honestly, y'all bring up the topic a whole lot more.
Second, I had good luck with ladies back when I actually tried getting them into bed, and I didn't use cologne then. Your "solution" is crap. The only solution to my "problem" is me putting forth effort. It doesn't matter what flowery garbage I put on myself if I don't go on the prowl, does it?
Men don't wear flowery garbage...women do.
Men should smell manly, fresh, or yummy.
It's really a shame to waste all that scrupulous testicular depilation, Jesus.
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#24 2009-06-20 14:17:43
sofaking wrote:
It's really a shame to waste all that scrupulous testicular depilation, Jesus.
I started shaving my nuts strictly for my own narcissistic pleasure.
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