#1 2009-06-20 01:03:28
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#2 2009-06-20 01:34:21
god doesn't have a quantity of grace sufficient to span the distance between this fool and I. So either this is probabilistic evidence towards the obvious theological conclusion, or I'm just better than he is.
Nyah-nyah nyah-nyah nyah! I'm better than you are, and your god sucks it!
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#3 2009-06-20 02:05:12
orangeplus wrote:
god doesn't have a quantity of grace sufficient to span the distance between this fool and I. So either this is probabilistic evidence towards the obvious theological conclusion, or I'm just better than he is.
Nyah-nyah nyah-nyah nyah! I'm better than you are, and your god sucks it!
Think how much hotter you could be if you wrapped yourself in duct tape and stuffed a dildo in it.
And by hotter, I don't just mean that in the sense of being much more attractive.
I mean that dude must be suffering heatstroke.
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#4 2009-06-20 02:15:00
Everyone I have ever met who owned that sort of black metal tube frame futon was either a complete loser or a stripper.
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#5 2009-06-20 02:28:02
I think you're underestinating the cost of that much duct tape.
The bed isn't his first priority. Or cleaning his room, for that matter.
I can't sleep.
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#6 2009-06-20 20:07:25
orangeplus wrote:
Everyone I have ever met who owned that sort of black metal tube frame futon was either a complete loser or a stripper.
Ditto. Thereby is explained the use of 'available materials' for a fursuit. Kinda reminds me of convenience crimes where the perp just snaps up whatever's handy, to dispatch their victims. One can only wonder if even lower class participants of this paraphilia would have used masking tape, scotch tape, Saran/Reynolds wrap, or Post-It notes for the purpose, if given the opportunity.
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#7 2009-06-24 15:14:03
orangeplus wrote:
Everyone I have ever met who owned that sort of black metal tube frame futon was either a complete loser or a stripper.
You know what's weird? I had a neighbor a long time ago when I lived in Venice, and she had that futon frame, and she was a loser and a stripper.
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#8 2009-06-24 15:55:49
I still maintain my 4 month rule when it comes to strippers. If someone strips for over 4 months at a stretch, I want nothing to do with them. Maybe they were doomed creatures from the start, maybe they got contaminated in an environment where commerce is used where affection would dare not tread. I've known many gals who for years shook their ass in November-December for xmas moneys. They were generally ok. Every now and then one would get in a jam, and stay into April, by then they were lost souls.
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#9 2009-06-24 18:01:08
What would be the same for guys? Like four lap dances say a year, any more than that and then they're losers?
I thought this was so true it wasn't even funny any more, just sad.
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/st … lf_through
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#10 2009-06-24 18:55:40
As soon as a guy decides to go to a strip bar by himself a second time, loserville.
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#11 2009-06-25 10:41:36
I think that you loose less self-esteem and meet a higher class of people stripping than if you worked the register at the fast food joint.
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#12 2009-06-25 15:46:10
orangeplus wrote:
As soon as a guy decides to go to a strip bar by himself a second time, loserville.
Eh?
You obviously mean the second time in the same day.
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#13 2009-06-25 16:00:04
At one time a topless bar [w/pool table, pinball machines & b girls] was just a place to meet.
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#14 2009-06-25 22:47:24
If your name is Travis Bickle.
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