#2 2009-06-24 20:30:52
Meeting her would be rather fruitless for him, as to truly enjoy he would have to be able to see the fnords. This man is congenitally unable to see the fnords.
Or it wouldn't.
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#3 2009-06-24 23:57:10
Heh. He may be a nutjob, but he's not crazy:
Mark wrote:
She is NOT a Scientologist.
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#4 2009-06-25 00:18:25
However, I am much more than a computer scientist. I am a Global Visionary, and my desire and intention is to utilize my anticipated computer fortune to create fundamental changes in the systems, institutions and traditions on this planet: from darkness to LIGHT.
I have a global vision, too, involving a manila envelope, three packs of sugarless chewing gum, a 1978 Chevy carburetor, and a 39-inch length of string, but you don't see me making a big deal about it.
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#5 2009-06-25 00:19:49
Holy shitballs, he's picky for an ugly dude.
I can't believe I read that whole thing.
And this song was playing in my head the whole time:
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#6 2009-06-25 00:27:57
sofaking wrote:
And this song was playing in my head the whole time:
That song was created by Satan. It made me hate pina coladas. I hate you for reminding me that it exists.
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#7 2009-06-25 00:59:48
There's something missing....an email address so I can fuck with this dude.
Why did he write a tl;dr novel about all the specific things he wants, if he gave no one any way to contact him?
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#8 2009-06-25 01:08:27
Look at his HTML, it's odd, I don't know, uncanny. Who uses DIR tags, really? Is it just me, or was this written in emacs?
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#9 2009-06-25 01:14:15
orangeplus wrote:
Look at his HTML, it's odd, I don't know, uncanny. Who uses DIR tags, really? Is it just me, or was this written in emacs?
Thanks for forcing me to look at the code to his site now.
It looks like he coded it using "The Textbook" i.e. "Whateverthefuckheused for Dummies".
Again, he's missing a fucking email link. Kind of self-defeating, no?
7. Replies:
If you are interested and you feel the above-stated extensive qualifications describe you (or nearly describe you), please email me the following nine items:
7.1. Your first name.
7.2. Your photos. Please include a face photo (with your eyes open and no sunglasses) AND a full-length photo. Recent photos, please. You may include your photos in your email and/or send me a link to a web site where you have posted them.
7.3. Your height.
7.4. Your zip code if inside the United States, otherwise your nation or territory.
7.5. How you found this web site.
7.6. Some of your thoughts and/or feelings about my lengthy message.
7.7. Something about yourself and your qualifications, including a description of your spiritual practices.
7.8. Any objections you have to what I have stated in this web site, and/or things you might want to negotiate about.
7.9. One or more questions you would like me to answer.
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#10 2009-06-25 01:36:25
orangeplus wrote:
Look at his HTML, it's odd, I don't know, uncanny. Who uses DIR tags, really? Is it just me, or was this written in emacs?
However, I am much more than a computer scientist. I am a Global Visionary, and my desire and intention is to utilize my anticipated computer fortune to create fundamental changes in the systems, institutions and traditions on this planet: from darkness to LIGHT.
If you change your occupation to "Global Visionary" on MySpace, I will award you a bajillion Internets.
For reals.
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#12 2009-06-25 01:55:56
orangeplus wrote:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=75087070
Yesssss!
And you are indeed, more of a Global Visionary than the dude who won't post his email on his long assed personal ad.
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#13 2009-06-25 01:58:04
Okay, he did post his email.
Too many goddamn words...
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#14 2009-06-25 02:36:59
orangeplus wrote:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=75087070
You can display up to 40 of your friends. You don’t have that many, so I can only conclude you’re ashamed of me, Feisty, and High-Street and don’t wish to display us on your page.
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#15 2009-06-25 13:32:06
The only thing I ever use my MySpace for is exchanging videos with sofie. I completely despise the service.
And fuck yeah, I'm ashamed of you!
Last edited by orangeplus (2009-06-25 13:37:25)
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