#1 2009-06-25 17:25:00
And the race is on! http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b131160 … pital.html
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#2 2009-06-25 17:27:27
Aw, SHIT! You beat me to it by, like, forty-five seconds!
My theory: He just got jealous of the attention Farrah Fawcett's been getting today.
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#3 2009-06-25 17:32:33
This makes up for the Wallaby Beret, eh?
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#4 2009-06-25 17:35:31
missed by minutes.
oh well, this may be a happy day after all!
I am surprised to hear he was even in LA. I thought he vamoosed to Arabia to avoid the LA legal community.
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#5 2009-06-25 17:46:32
Special Note: If I were Michael Jackson, faking my own death would be priority #1.
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#6 2009-06-25 17:58:31
Michael is survived by three children: Michael Joseph Jackson, Jr., Paris Michael Katherine Jackson and Prince "Blanket" Michael Jackson II.
I'm really surprised that his kids have such sane names.
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#7 2009-06-25 18:09:01
Well, I guess somebody's gonna do it eventually, so I may as well get it out of the way...
The King is dead
Long live the King!
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#8 2009-06-25 18:11:04
His body must be burned to keep him from coming back as a pedophile zombie!
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#9 2009-06-25 18:14:28
Man, white celebrities are dropping like flies!
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#12 2009-06-25 18:18:29
Not much of a race. He was already dead by 12:21 PM Pacific time.
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#13 2009-06-25 18:18:30
Scotty wrote:
LA Times says coma. TMZ wouldn't sensationalize this just to have said it first would they?
That link currently says he's dead. My money is on prescription painkiller overdose.
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#14 2009-06-25 18:30:38
oh, no shit, Jesús reminds us of our solemn duties in this moment of loss:
I vote congestive heart failure from decades of quack medical treatment.
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#15 2009-06-25 18:35:29
jesusluvspegging wrote:
Scotty wrote:
LA Times says coma. TMZ wouldn't sensationalize this just to have said it first would they?
That link currently says he's dead. My money is on prescription painkiller overdose.
The 3:15 update wasn't there when I posted. I was hoping for vigils dammit!
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#16 2009-06-25 18:49:29
I predict that it will soon emerge that Jackson was not only broke, but deeply in debt, and that Junior, Paris and Blanket are destitute.
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#17 2009-06-25 18:51:37
I think that actually came out a couple of years ago
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#18 2009-06-25 18:55:00
I bet Fred Phelps pickets his funeral.
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#19 2009-06-25 18:55:42
Look at it this way. Dying now saves him the embarrassment of having his parts fall off like the self-made leper he was.
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#21 2009-06-25 19:02:59
Comments from the AICN talkback:
Paramedics at the scene report he never got his color back.
Hamon! Hamon! Ham on Whole Wheat, All Right . . . When I think of Michael Jackson, I think of Weird Al. Always. Thankfully, Weird Al is still in robust health. In fact, he seems perpetually youthful. Very strange. Very mysterious.
What an amazing pedophile. He'll be mourned.
He's finally reunited with his nose.
Whew...I can finally let my kids run free again.
I'm not sure who's sadder...The comedians whose careers were launched based on the antics of this retarded Oreo or the parents of molested kids who haven't yet sued him. (by "Taintscratcher")
I'm gonna go hang babies off my balcony in memory
Man, I beat off to that poster...AHH!, wait, wrong thread!!
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#22 2009-06-25 19:04:49
He's baaaaaaaaaaaack!
Ha, ha, y'all. Beat it, I beat ya!
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#23 2009-06-25 19:28:58
Sooo... who is going to rear his children now?
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#24 2009-06-25 19:32:42
Mr. Cupcake wrote:
Sooo... who is going to rear his children now?
Nation of Islam.
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#25 2009-06-25 19:34:13
Mr. Cupcake wrote:
Sooo... who is going to rear his children now?
"Rear."
Nice choice of words.
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#26 2009-06-25 19:36:35
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#27 2009-06-25 19:42:44
Michael Jackson/Farrah Fawcett composite image:
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#29 2009-06-25 20:13:41
phreddy wrote:
Look at it this way. Dying now saves him the embarrassment of having his parts fall off like the self-made leper he was.
The truth will remain buried, unlike Michael Jackson: In his sleep, his nose finally fell off and was swallowed, choking the King of Pop to death.
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#30 2009-06-25 20:18:20
He had a sad life.
Mr. Sofie's dad, Don (insert Mr. Sofie's last name), was his agent at William Morris back when he was with the Jackson 5 (he was fired when Michael went out on his own.).
Mr. Sofie, his 2 sisters and his brother went roller skating with them in the '70s, and it was sad. Like as in "bought friends" kind of sad.
In case you think I'm kidding.
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#31 2009-06-25 20:30:06
See...he was Ray's agent, too.
You know, when I die, I want Al Sharpton to convene a press conference.
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#32 2009-06-25 20:36:19
Scotty wrote:
LA Times says coma. TMZ wouldn't sensationalize this just to have said it first would they?
It took 8 writers for that?
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#33 2009-06-25 20:43:18
Ok, now it's just gone overboard. Twitter is saying Carrot Top died of heroin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_m9s3u5Oco
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#34 2009-06-25 21:17:21
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#35 2009-06-25 21:20:16
The Sun is reporting he died shortly after injecting Demerol.
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#36 2009-06-25 21:23:27
orangeplus wrote:
Ok, now it's just gone overboard. Twitter is saying Carrot Top died of heroin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_m9s3u5Oco
Michael was a Global Visionary, just like you.
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#37 2009-06-25 21:31:36
I didn't give a shit when Elvis died, either.
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#38 2009-06-25 21:31:53
Auto-edited on 2020-08-02 to update URLs
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#39 2009-06-25 21:35:45
Mr. Sofie said it's sad that two beautiful white women died.
Also, he says that if his dysfunctional family called the Jacksons weird, then they were reeeeaaaaalllly weird.
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#40 2009-06-25 21:43:40
Keith Richards Lives!
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#42 2009-06-25 21:56:20
And the sad thing: attention-whores like Brittney Spears and Victoria Beckham still breathe air...
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#43 2009-06-25 22:25:17
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#44 2009-06-25 22:32:57
AladdinSane wrote:
And the sad thing: attention-whores like Brittney Spears and Victoria Beckham still breathe air...
Man you are seriously fucked up to have to find the bad side of Michael Jackson's death
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#45 2009-06-25 22:45:54
What the fuck kind of person names his kid "Blanket"?
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#46 2009-06-25 22:59:30
I believe "Blanket" was a nickname.
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#47 2009-06-25 23:08:12
jesusluvspegging wrote:
I believe "Blanket" was a nickname.
That's correct. His real name is "Duvet".
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#48 2009-06-25 23:08:31
Oh. That changes everything. Excuse me now, gotta feed and bathe Duvet before it's her bedtime.
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#49 2009-06-25 23:16:33
Here's a little reminder of why some people are in such a tizzy over the news.
Of course, Jacko did all he could to suppress/hide recordings from his childhood. God knows why; maybe he didn't like being reminded that he'd been born black.
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#50 2009-06-25 23:34:22
George Orr wrote:
Of course, Jacko did all he could to suppress/hide recordings from his childhood. God knows why; maybe he didn't like being reminded that he'd been born black.
Wait a minute. Michael Jackson was black?
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