#1 2009-06-25 01:52:45

I'm ripped to the tits and watching 976-EVIL II in which "A hot co-ed learns that her dean is a rotting ghost who uses astral projection to kill people"

Just sharing.

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#2 2009-06-25 01:55:48

I, also loaded, just finished Sword of Doom. It has supplanted Shogun Assassin as my favorite Samurai movie.

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#3 2009-06-25 02:08:02

orangeplus wrote:

I, also loaded, just finished Sword of Doom. It has supplanted Shogun Assassin as my favorite Samurai movie.

Okay, a toilet just exploded in my movie. Can you top that?

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#4 2009-06-25 02:08:31

If you like Shogun Assassin you should REALLY watch the original six Lone Wolf and Cub movies it was cobbled together from.

Somehow I've managed to miss seeing Sword of Doom, which I shall now remedy.

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#5 2009-06-25 02:21:25

Satanic kitchen appliances!

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#6 2009-06-25 02:29:40

Taint, I think you'd like Frankenhooker, if you haven't seen it.  It's all over the torrents.

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#7 2009-06-25 02:38:26

Taint wrote:

I'm ripped to the tits and watching 976-EVIL II in which "A hot co-ed learns that her dean is a rotting ghost who uses astral projection to kill people"

Just sharing.

It must be pretty bad.  Netflix refuses to even admit that it exists.

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#8 2009-06-25 02:43:30

tojo2000 wrote:

It must be pretty bad.  Netflix refuses to even admit that it exists.

I can only find the first one on the torrent sites.

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#9 2009-06-25 02:43:40

tojo2000 wrote:

Taint wrote:

I'm ripped to the tits and watching 976-EVIL II in which "A hot co-ed learns that her dean is a rotting ghost who uses astral projection to kill people"

Just sharing.

It must be pretty bad.  Netflix refuses to even admit that it exists.

That's why you should be stoned when you watch it.  Frankenhooker is another flick that should only be viewed while stoned.

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#10 2009-06-25 02:45:23

tojo2000 wrote:

Taint wrote:

I'm ripped to the tits and watching 976-EVIL II in which "A hot co-ed learns that her dean is a rotting ghost who uses astral projection to kill people"

Just sharing.

It must be pretty bad.  Netflix refuses to even admit that it exists.

Fearnet.com.

"You're pretty cute. You look like a young Freddie Kruegger."

Oh, did I mention the demonically possessed car and the exploding transformer station?

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#11 2009-06-25 02:54:05

"It's a Wonderful Life", with zombies!

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#12 2009-06-25 02:55:45

I'll have to watch that one, Taint, but I'm gonna watch the first movie first so that I can keep up with the plot.

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#13 2009-06-25 08:07:57

jesusluvspegging wrote:

Somehow I've managed to miss seeing Sword of Doom, which I shall now remedy.

No, no.  I've seen it.  I remember this almost-rape scene.

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#14 2009-06-26 21:49:14

Tonight I'm watching Michael Jackson's Moonwalker.  You can find it on youtube in little low-def pieces, or you can torrent it.


....and for those of you who haven't noticed, every MJ torrent on the internet has gone up in activity by a couple orders of magnitude.

EDIT: and at T+16:25 the MJ music video montage is finally over... only to be replaced by children re-enacting the Bad video.  As wrong as Michael doing the hip thrusts is, it's worse when it's a little kid dressed up like him.

I forgot how fucking creepy this movie was



EDIT: correction, video montage ends at t+35:00, more than a third of the way in.  Finally we have the beginnings of the "plot".

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#15 2009-06-26 23:34:25

I loved Frankenhooker and those cheesy Basket Case movies, but for my money, the best movies to watch while plowed are the uncut version of Dead Alive (I kick ass for the Lord!) or The Adventures of Baron Munchausen, though I must admit Motel Hell has its charms.

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#16 2009-06-26 23:45:10

I feel sure that I have mentioned this movie on High-Street before:  The Abominable Dr. Phibes.

I do not have the words for how much I love this movie.  It changed my life.  Make sure you are nice and stoned.

There's a sequel but of course it doesn't come close to the original.

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#17 2009-06-27 00:11:00

George Orr wrote:

I feel sure that I have mentioned this movie on High-Street before:  The Abominable Dr. Phibes.

"A brass unicorn has been catapulted across a London street and impaled an eminent surgeon. Words fail me, gentlemen."

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#18 2009-06-27 00:17:27

2001 is still the Undisputed Heavyweight Champion of stoned movies.

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#19 2009-06-27 00:23:54

jesusluvspegging wrote:

2001 is still the Undisputed Heavyweight Champion of stoned movies.

I always figured that was the only way it got such rave reviews.

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#20 2009-06-27 00:28:08

tojo2000 wrote:

jesusluvspegging wrote:

2001 is still the Undisputed Heavyweight Champion of stoned movies.

I always figured that was the only way it got such rave reviews.

Philistine.

Sober or stoned it's still the best movie ever made.

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#21 2009-06-27 00:38:24

jesusluvspegging wrote:

tojo2000 wrote:

jesusluvspegging wrote:

2001 is still the Undisputed Heavyweight Champion of stoned movies.

I always figured that was the only way it got such rave reviews.

Philistine.

Sober or stoned it's still the best movie ever made.

Great acting and spectacular camera directing can't make up for a completely lousy execution on storytelling.  It's a good movie, but I'd never call it a great one.

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#22 2009-06-27 00:41:16

It's not the movie's fault you've got no attention span.

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#23 2009-06-27 01:16:06

Taint wrote:

I'm ripped to the tits and watching 976-EVIL II in which "A hot co-ed learns that her dean is a rotting ghost who uses astral projection to kill people"

Just sharing.

I can't believe Peter Jackson directed this (his first film).

The ultimate movie to watch fucked up. It is like cult gore (to the point of being comical) "B" movie.

It is so incredibly bad that it becomes funny as hell.

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#24 2009-06-27 06:22:12

The Hurt Locker

Beautifully done. Five Choads.

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