#1 2009-07-02 23:03:47

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#2 2009-07-03 13:26:39

'Dad, is that Ms. Defanti?'"

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#3 2009-07-04 03:34:55

"We were up till midnight doing the 'birds and the bees,' he added."

It really took that long!? Cretins.

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#4 2009-07-04 04:11:34

pALEPHx wrote:

"We were up till midnight doing the 'birds and the bees,' he added."

It really took that long!? Cretins.

No, no, NO!  Let me start again from the top.  The rabbit goes into the hole, then around the tree a few times... are you paying attention?!?

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#5 2009-07-04 04:31:00

Tojo, are you tying shoelaces, or putting a penis into a vagina? Even *I* have that down. I merely elect not to.

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#6 2009-07-04 14:26:15

pALEPHx wrote:

Tojo, are you tying shoelaces, or putting a penis into a vagina? Even *I* have that down. I merely elect not to.

You just admitted it's a choice.  I'm reporting you to the Homintern, and if the Fundies quote you on this, at the very least you will lose some of the points you've earned towards recruitment reward prizes!

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#7 2009-07-04 18:36:19

fnord wrote:

pALEPHx wrote:

Tojo, are you tying shoelaces, or putting a penis into a vagina? Even *I* have that down. I merely elect not to.

You just admitted it's a choice.  I'm reporting you to the Homintern, and if the Fundies quote you on this, at the very least you will lose some of the points you've earned towards recruitment reward prizes!

It may suit them to capitalize on what I opt to call a preference but, remember, you are dealing with only one man, one sexuality. I never claimed to be a test case or the whole spectrum of sexuality. As it happens, I'm fairly likely to bang a chick I find hot, and have the track record for it, but it's just not the way I commonly swing, with no apologies. I'm happily queer, and would self-identify as such in any further investigation.

To my knowledge, those same Republicants do not concern themselves with more than superficial representations. When your enemy hates you or wishes to render you invisible, then you have, in part, succeeded.

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#8 2009-07-04 18:41:16

Get a room, boys;  ...

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#9 2009-07-04 18:41:19

pALEPHx wrote:

As it happens, I'm fairly likely to bang a chick I find hot, and have the track record for it

* fap fap fap fap fap *

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#10 2009-07-04 19:40:52

George Orr wrote:

* fap fap fap fap fap *

If you can get off to something crossed between 'Hostel' and 'Charlie and the Chocolate Factory,' then power to you. Not that this remotely encompasses my taste in women, but for the sake of HS, I'll make a saucy reduction [boiled slowly, over low flame]. Honestly, my female patterns are either Caroline Bouquet or Paulina Porizkova for both Chanel campaigns. I would do very naughty things with that type.

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