#2 2009-07-11 23:22:33

I'm afraid to go past Prognosis: Asshole for fear of it not getting any better.

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#3 2009-07-12 01:29:24

If I drove 8 hours, and a person "wasn't who they claimed to be," then I'd kill them. Period. Everything else is just bad set dressing for internet hook-ups. I'm willing to bet that at least 40-50% of those go off without a hitch, and another 20% are merely not worth talking about. It's the lousy 2-3% that make for cheap articles. Ironically or not, that's the exact same stat for variations of antisocial behavior in the DSM. Find me some twin-setted, pearl necklace wearing hausfrau who goes on an internet dating binge and ends up serving her would-be paramours as meatloaf. THAT would be HighStreet material.

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#5 2009-07-12 14:03:50

Scotty wrote:

[youwillpay]4iIYRZWBd9Y&[/youwillpay]

You suck.

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#6 2009-07-12 14:58:58

Scotty wrote:

I was wrong:

...a complete fucking assclam.

Assclam. I rather like that insult.

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#7 2009-07-12 16:28:55

The intro music...isn't that Jurassic Park?...

...And now The Babys.  Use of The Babys in this context is grounds for divorce/breakup/manslaughter in all civilized countries.

...The rock, oh God, the rock!

I give up.  I simply don't have the words for how "run the other way, move out of state, change your name, break contact with your family to get away from this guy" this video is.  And that's at the halfway point.

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#8 2009-07-12 16:39:22

He could have picked a better Babys tune that would have been even more stalkerlicious:



I swear to GOD, that hay bale was like a block of styrofoam covered in hay, because I can tell you firsthand that hay bales are HEAVY.

What a douche.

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#9 2009-07-12 16:42:17

Take a bow, Scotty. That's the new, all-time low.

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#10 2009-07-12 19:00:24

choad wrote:

Take a bow, Scotty. That's the new, all-time low.

I couldn't have done it without Sofie.  Or Mr. Sofie being gone that night.

Seriously though, this site is the shit:

"So he asks me out again, and I said OK. I thought maybe he was just one of those quiet guys and we'd get to know each other a little better on the next date."

"The next week I was sitting in the Starbucks with my brother Mark who was in town and I get this text from Derek:

"hey u fuckin bitch enjoy ur date u hore i hope he gives you herpies"

Not to let some douchebag get the best of her, Sarah decided to send him a nice little text in response:

"Im with my brother you asshole."

Is the relationship over? Apparently not, because several hours later, Sarah gets another text from Derek:

"sorry bout earlier i didnt know so what time to you want to meet tomorrow?"

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#11 2009-07-12 22:20:39

Scotty wrote:

I couldn't have done it without Sofie.  Or Mr. Sofie being gone that night.

Wild, isn't it? I've tried to thank Mr Sofie for the mice play when the cat's away but couldn't muster the finesse.

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#12 2009-07-13 08:35:29

choad wrote:

Scotty wrote:

I couldn't have done it without Sofie.  Or Mr. Sofie being gone that night.

Wild, isn't it? I've tried to thank Mr Sofie for the mice play when the cat's away but couldn't muster the finesse.

Oh, wow.  I made the front page.  You like me, you really....oh fuck it.

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#13 2009-07-13 09:24:06

Scotty wrote:

Oh, wow.  I made the front page.  You like me, you really....oh fuck it.

https://cruelery.com/sidepic/youreallylikeme.png


Dhal did that.

Auto-edited on 2020-08-02 to update URLs

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#14 2009-07-18 01:24:25

From the guy's profile, he also produces "Behind Women [sic] Hate Men" and "Why Women Hate Men - The Blog" Clearly, he is both a dedicated individual, and a self-loathing misanthrope who will get laid on the Third of Never. One merely wonders why he elected to split the same content into three blogs.

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