#2 2009-07-17 20:07:20
Funny how this is from La Crosse, which is Canadian slang for masturbation.
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#3 2009-07-18 05:34:54
How do they figure 'reckless endangerment' when, nearly anyplace else, this would be attempted murder? Because he got hospital treatment? If the intent follows the knife, then she wasn't being reckless. That's like sliding off the board while cutting carrots and stabbing your kid in the face. She fucking tried to kill him for looking at porn (let's not even go into why I don't understand that AT ALL). As for Fnord's alternative, it's pretty likely. Should I start virtually dating him instead of Taint?
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#4 2009-07-18 16:26:13
She called him a cheater. In what bizarro world is fapping to porn "cheating"? She should have just offered to finish him off. (sexually of course,not with a knife) Probably a Lutheran. I think she should at least go up for assault with a deadly weapon.
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#5 2009-07-20 14:54:53
Like looking through Pottery Barn and Lillian Vernon catalogs isn't porn for sexually frustrated housewives.
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#6 2009-07-21 01:56:52
ultracreep wrote:
She called him a cheater. In what bizarro world is fapping to porn "cheating"? She should have just offered to finish him off. (sexually of course,not with a knife) Probably a Lutheran. I think she should at least go up for assault with a deadly weapon.
Eh. There are probably at least a dozen other denominations she could be. My guess is 'fapping to porn' lies a few notches below 'getting caught IMing with or emailing intimacies to another person.' There are still people who think god or clergy can somehow see into your mind and know if you're merely having lustful thoughts.
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#7 2009-07-21 02:02:03
If I were tired and my lazy ass good for nothing waste of groceries was indulging himself right at the point he knew I'd be walking in the door, I'd probably be pissed.
But IRL (my world where Mr. Sofie gots money, and I like him), that would make it blowjob time.
*locks door*
*kneels and assumes the position*
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