#1 2009-07-30 13:43:40
Anesthetic: Beer
Scalpel: Bought from eBay
Camera Operator: Easily disgusted friend
Surgical Supplies: Paper Towels
Determination: Lots
Let's get down to surgery
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#2 2009-07-30 14:22:32
See? We don't need no stinkin' socialist medicine!
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#3 2009-07-30 14:45:33
I'm embedding this for you. I agree with Taint, medical care should only be for people with insurance or large amounts of money. Our government has more important priorities, like paying farm subsidies to giant corporations in order for them to not grow food.
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#4 2009-07-30 17:53:29
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#5 2009-07-30 18:03:03
I had a weird growth on my gums a few years ago that I lopped off. I had to excise it three times before it stopped growing back. It was fibrous and had absolutely no sensation in it.
Gum's totally normal looking now.
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#6 2009-07-30 19:24:09
karenw wrote:
5) Don't have genetic disorders.
6) Don't get in a car accident.
7) Don't surreptitiously grow any cancer.
8) Have no PTSD from multiple deployments in Iraq.
9) If pregnant, go to the local farmers' market, find a midwife, and hope for the best.
10) Shoot self at the first sign of Alzheimer's.
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#7 2009-07-31 01:30:03
Squeamish Observer wrote:
It looks like cottage cheese.
Well, stop squealing like a little bitch, and get some crackers, you lazy cunt. Are you not familiar with the phrase "Killing two birds with one stone?" No wonder people look down on the poor. Just how much sympathy am I expected to have for people who didn't bother to in-herit a large corporation any-way?
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#8 2009-07-31 09:45:10
Why the fuck would you let a cyst get that big?
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#9 2009-07-31 09:59:21
Emmeran wrote:
Why the fuck would you let a cyst get that big?
He probably couldn't see it and it looks like an iceberg, only 10% of it showing above the surface. It could have easily filled a shot glass.
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#10 2009-07-31 11:07:51
GooberMcNutly wrote:
Emmeran wrote:
Why the fuck would you let a cyst get that big?
He probably couldn't see it and it looks like an iceberg, only 10% of it showing above the surface. It could have easily filled a shot glass.
I'm not sure what video you saw but the pints I keep in my freezer would have come close to brimming.
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