#1 2009-07-30 16:26:41

If this has truth in it.

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#2 2009-07-30 23:58:32

Good lord, Dhal. What is that contraption? A vacuum cleaner?

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#3 2009-07-31 01:04:13

Candy Lightner, Founder Of MADD wrote:

It has be-come far more neo-pro-hibitionist than I ever wanted or en-visioned.  I didn't start MADD to deal with alcohol. I started MADD to deal with the issue of drunk driving.

It's stories just like these that make me feel so much better about spending the day in front of my monitor, "hitting" the bong,  playing video games, and - Basically - accomplishing "fuck-all."  Imagine how many lives I might destroy were I to actually get up off of my ass?  I shudder to think.

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#4 2009-07-31 02:04:02

Decadence wrote:

Candy Lightner, Founder Of MADD wrote:

It has be-come far more neo-pro-hibitionist than I ever wanted or en-visioned.  I didn't start MADD to deal with alcohol. I started MADD to deal with the issue of drunk driving.

It's stories just like these that make me feel so much better about spending the day in front of my monitor, "hitting" the bong,  playing video games, and - Basically - accomplishing "fuck-all."  Imagine how many lives I might destroy were I to actually get up off of my ass?  I shudder to think.

You're too good, Dec.

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#5 2009-07-31 06:11:27

Taint wrote:

What is that contraption? A vacuum cleaner?

It is a frog concept vehicle.

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#6 2009-07-31 08:03:51

It can do anything except survive the 956 pot holes per kilometer that your average French road has.

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#7 2009-07-31 09:10:13

Once I figured out that the vast majority of restaraunts suck ass by comparison to my own fare my drunk driving days were over.  I have a couple of decent pubs within walking distance and am not afraid to call a cab if I want to go out on the town (although cabs are a bitch to get in SoCal).

Other than that - drink homebrew at home.

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#8 2009-07-31 12:18:31

MSG Tripps wrote:

Taint wrote:

What is that contraption? A vacuum cleaner?

It is a frog concept vehicle.

https://cruelery.com/uploads/30_frog_concept_car.jpg

It has no room for golf clubs, so it's useless to me.  However, it may provide some sport.  The Smart's ability to park end-in rather than parallel to the canal makes it easy to lift the ForTwo's front end, pivot the 8-foot-long car on its rear wheels, and overturn it directly into the canal.

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