Fuck it. If I get to feel sick, you all do.

And I'm not dogging that she's fat. I've been overweight myself. She's just ridiculous. And seems slightly retarded.

Emmeran wrote:

subscribers?!?!????


I just don't understand this world.

Yeah, she named all four of them.

And another observation. Stuffed animals in the background.

As she talks about teh cock.

DoucheEllington wrote:

I'm going to find out how much it costs to subscribe.  Anyone wanna go dutch?

That was my very first thought, followed immediately by anything I know nothing about won't get me in trouble and you guys are assholes.

DoucheEllington wrote:

sofaking wrote:

Fuck it. If I get to feel sick, you all do.

And I'm not dogging that she's fat. I've been overweight myself. She's just ridiculous. And seems slightly retarded.

If I've seen your picture on a myspace page, I can't believe you've ever been anything near that overweight - the skin of the woman in that pic is too nice, especially for a white woman.

That video is fucking awesome.  I don't think she's retarded - she acts like she's medicated incorrectly (her pupils & eye movements seem really off) and hasn't had face-to-face human contact since she was bullied out of 8th grade over rumors about improper hot dog consumption.

I'm going to find out how much it costs to subscribe.  Anyone wanna go dutch?

No, I wasn't like her. I am 5'11", so I'd have to have weighed 400 lb to look like her. And I am vain, oh so very very vain. I'm just saying that you don't have to look like an unkempt ugly retard if you happen to find yourself a few pounds overweight. If anything, I took even BETTER care of myself when I got fat. It's all relative.

I'll only subscribe if she promises to use the proceeds for some gym equipment. I wanna donate a Dance Dance Revolution pad so she can learn to coordinate her movements with a rhythm.

asdf1971 wrote:

Did you look through her site at all?  (http://www.missjackie.com/ ) She's all about some Darvocet, and "medical cannabis" too, although I won't hold the latter against her.  But I don't think the gym equipment would help.

Now, I'll give a shiny new quarter to the subscriber who gets her to evaluate Dance Dance Revolution for us.

I read that in just a couple of minutes, and now I feel bad for her.

NOT.

She's lying about her "back pain", because video #2 contradicts it. She looks like she feels just fine.

sofaking wrote:

Fuck it. If I get to feel sick, you all do.

Link to YouTube page

And I'm not dogging that she's fat. I've been overweight myself. She's just ridiculous. And seems slightly retarded.

That didn’t make me sick, it made me laugh like I was high on shrooms!

I thought Jean Teasdale was just a parody...How mistaken I was...

http://www.theonion.com/content/columni … te_to_join

Emmeran wrote:

I thought I recognized her . . . sad part is:  she looks far too much like the chick who wouldn't let me fuck her last night*.


(*I've seriously got to do something about my alcohol consumption)

It doesn't count as fucking if she has to remove her colostomy bag.