#1 2009-08-06 15:06:22

He would have been so much better off as a cat hoarder.



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#2 2009-08-06 16:03:43

I don’t understand why he didn’t hire hookers or engage in sex tourism.  It’s nice if you have a compatible partner in your life, but it really isn’t necessary.

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#3 2009-08-06 16:32:59

Dude had fatal mommy issues painted in bright glowing trinitite letters on his forehead.

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#4 2009-08-06 16:47:28

He could have gotten hisself laid if he pretended not to be an uptight creep long enough to fool a lady.

Not bad looking, clean, financially stable. He just exuded a creepy serial killer vibe.

I half expected to see a dungeon down in his basement, but it seems a dungeon would have been too fun or creative for him to come up with. He seemed devoid of personality.

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#5 2009-08-06 17:17:46

sofaking wrote:

I half expected to see a dungeon down in his basement...

So did I, but I wasn’t picturing a fun dungeon like the one you had in mind.

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#6 2009-08-06 19:37:50

Dude shoulda gone here.

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#9 2009-08-07 09:35:37

What's wrong with chronic masturbation?

Isn't there a creepy Southwest cult that is missing this guy?

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#10 2009-08-09 08:14:23

Gawd. Not him again. Isn't this a hat of some form. I swear I replied to something about him hours ago.

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