Oh yeah, I'm into that. Not so much the mass suicide part though.

Taint wrote:

Back in the 1990s, I was voted "most likely to lead a cult" by my co-workers. I'm sorry to say it hasn't happened yet. I am, however, taking applications for membership.

Charisma alone won't cut it, Taint.

You have to have a product.

My own cult, as I have stated in the past, does not claim to have the answers to your or anyone's problems. It only guarantees to get you high enough to forget all about them, and to show you shit that makes you realize how insignificant they are.

It's a profitable gig.

"It is nearly impossible to underestimate the complete unimportance of nearly everything."

~Nobody

Scotty wrote:

Taint wrote:

Back in the 1990s, I was voted "most likely to lead a cult" by my co-workers. I'm sorry to say it hasn't happened yet. I am, however, taking applications for membership.

Do I have to take it in the ass?  And if so can I choose feisty to do it or does it have to be all ghey?

As a matter of form, it should be all ghey, but I'll allow you take it from any of the well-hung feminoids who live here.

feisty wrote:

SCOTTY!!!!!  I thought you said that what happens under the sombrero STAYS under the sombrero!!!!  Well, that's the last time I invade your asshole, Mr.

Damn.  I've been bad.  Spank me?

I love the ads on this page.

Thanks to Feisty for sending this over!

I'm not a blonde anymore.  I'm a dark readhead. :)  I'm sure you can find one of that too.

redhead, whatever.  So I can't spell.

whosasailorthen wrote:

feisty wrote:

redhead, whatever.  So I can't spell.

I won't ask if the curtains match the drapes.

If she got them at IKEA, she shouldn't have any problem finding matching sets.

What?

Hmm... interesting philosophical question....

My interpretation:

-- Drapes: Hair on head. Goes from the top straight down to the floor (with any luck), like real drapes.

-- Curtains: Fuzzy bits.  Need a rhyme?  Think "merkins".  Or, in the dawg vernacular, meat curtains.

Merkin:


Note to self:  Must get one of these for Feisty.  Or anybody.   I just want to get one.

Last edited by whosasailorthen (2007-11-08 17:22:01)

Do guys like meat curtains?

George Orr wrote:

DoucheEllington wrote:

Do guys like meat curtains?

From what I can tell, "meat curtains" and "meat flaps" are terms used by boys who haven't ever actually gotten near a pussy.

90% of male posters at this site...

Baywolfe wrote:

George Orr wrote:

The original expression is, "the curtains match the rug," not the drapes.  And nobody needs to have that translated, do they?

I thought it was "Does the carpet match the drapes?"  Carpet, as in, munch...

The first instance I remember was the line from James Bond when asked if he preferred blondes or brunettes... "As long as collars and cuffs match".