#2 2009-08-14 17:59:12

Napalm?  Sarin?  We knew where they were and didn't do anything about it?  Obama dropped the fucking ball here.

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#3 2009-08-14 18:34:18

Ick.  I never did like clowns.

And the sick part is, they're spawning.

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#4 2009-08-14 18:41:36

What's with the Faygo?

Does it hold some special significance for them?

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#5 2009-08-14 19:21:38

sofaking wrote:

What's with the Faygo?

Does it hold some special significance for them?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=faygo

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#6 2009-08-14 19:21:40

I think it has to do something with being a poor man's Coke from ICP's hometown.  Here's a recipe for something called a Faygorita.

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#7 2009-08-14 19:31:35

I don't know anything about Jugaloo's and I doubt that I ever will.  If someone would please provide a brief synopsis I would be grateful.

I do know that by the look on this chicks face that this lad's involvement in the jugaloo movement will soon be equivalent to mine....

https://cruelery.com/uploads/11_pregger-jugaloo.jpg

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#8 2009-08-14 20:26:34

I think I understand now.

Wow.

I mean, 'Insane in the Membrane' was an okay song, but c'mon now.


My kid has such cool taste in music, I have his iPod playing right now. No ICP, but he does have Kottonmouth Kings (which is similar to ICP). I should delete it now that I know the potential for Juggalosity.

If he were to become a Juggalo, I honestly don't know what I'd do. I've never even thought about this possibility. I'm open minded, but I just don't think I could deal with it.

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#9 2009-08-14 22:01:16

sofaking wrote:

I think I understand now.

I mean, 'Insane in the Membrane' was an okay song, but c'mon now.

I don't think you do just yet, that was a Cypress Hill song.

And fuck you very much for the panic attack while I Googled that shit up to make absolutely sure I had never actually enjoyed an ICP song.

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#10 2009-08-15 00:27:24

Scotty wrote:

sofaking wrote:

I think I understand now.

I mean, 'Insane in the Membrane' was an okay song, but c'mon now.

I don't think you do just yet, that was a Cypress Hill song.

And fuck you very much for the panic attack while I Googled that shit up to make absolutely sure I had never actually enjoyed an ICP song.

Yeah yeah yeah.

Soooo...I'm still listening to his iPod. A Juggalo he's not.

Playing right now: Beethoven's Symphony No. 3 E-flat major, Op.55 , "Eroica" - Scherzo: Allegro Vivace played by the Niclolas Estehazy Sinfonia

*rolls eyes*

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#11 2009-08-15 00:38:20

...I had to flip to the next song, which thankfully was P.O.D...

So, what was ICP famous for? Besides drinking Faygo and painting their faces up all stupid looking?

I can't remember anything by them.

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#12 2009-08-15 00:38:25

Looks like someone accidentally got off at the wrong exit.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2505/3815884760_bd19909e10_o.jpg

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#13 2009-08-15 00:48:41

Has anyone heard of a band called 'The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza'?

I had not until right now.

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#14 2009-08-15 01:08:39

sofaking wrote:

Scotty wrote:

sofaking wrote:

I think I understand now.

I mean, 'Insane in the Membrane' was an okay song, but c'mon now.

I don't think you do just yet, that was a Cypress Hill song.

And fuck you very much for the panic attack while I Googled that shit up to make absolutely sure I had never actually enjoyed an ICP song.

Yeah yeah yeah.

Soooo...I'm still listening to his iPod. A Juggalo he's not.

Playing right now: Beethoven's Symphony No. 3 E-flat major, Op.55 , "Eroica" - Scherzo: Allegro Vivace played by the Niclolas Estehazy Sinfonia

*rolls eyes*

If your kids are still downloading songs they are seriously out of date, nobody buys music or downloads it . . . everything is streamed now, don't let your kid be a loser - it's time for some loving intervention.

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#15 2009-08-15 01:17:33

Emmeran wrote:

sofaking wrote:

Scotty wrote:


I don't think you do just yet, that was a Cypress Hill song.

And fuck you very much for the panic attack while I Googled that shit up to make absolutely sure I had never actually enjoyed an ICP song.

Yeah yeah yeah.

Soooo...I'm still listening to his iPod. A Juggalo he's not.

Playing right now: Beethoven's Symphony No. 3 E-flat major, Op.55 , "Eroica" - Scherzo: Allegro Vivace played by the Niclolas Estehazy Sinfonia

*rolls eyes*

If your kids are still downloading songs they are seriously out of date, nobody buys music or downloads it . . . everything is streamed now, don't let your kid be a loser - it's time for some loving intervention.

Well, sometimes you need music where a laptop is unwieldy. Like during workouts.

I dunno. I have spent a lot of money on music over the years for tuneage.

I'm glad it's getting less expensive to like music.

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#16 2009-08-15 02:09:58

sofaking wrote:

Emmeran wrote:

sofaking wrote:


Yeah yeah yeah.

Soooo...I'm still listening to his iPod. A Juggalo he's not.

Playing right now: Beethoven's Symphony No. 3 E-flat major, Op.55 , "Eroica" - Scherzo: Allegro Vivace played by the Niclolas Estehazy Sinfonia

*rolls eyes*

If your kids are still downloading songs they are seriously out of date, nobody buys music or downloads it . . . everything is streamed now, don't let your kid be a loser - it's time for some loving intervention.

Well, sometimes you need music where a laptop is unwieldy. Like during workouts.

I dunno. I have spent a lot of money on music over the years for tuneage.

I'm glad it's getting less expensive to like music.

ummm....maybe look at your phone?

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#17 2009-08-15 02:14:45

Emmeran wrote:

sofaking wrote:

Emmeran wrote:


If your kids are still downloading songs they are seriously out of date, nobody buys music or downloads it . . . everything is streamed now, don't let your kid be a loser - it's time for some loving intervention.

Well, sometimes you need music where a laptop is unwieldy. Like during workouts.

I dunno. I have spent a lot of money on music over the years for tuneage.

I'm glad it's getting less expensive to like music.

ummm....maybe look at your phone?

Uh...my cell phone isn't all that.

It's pretty much just a phone. It's got internet, but I've never used it for anything.

*hides head in shame*

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#18 2009-08-15 12:23:13

sofaking wrote:

Emmeran wrote:

sofaking wrote:


Well, sometimes you need music where a laptop is unwieldy. Like during workouts.

I dunno. I have spent a lot of money on music over the years for tuneage.

I'm glad it's getting less expensive to like music.

ummm....maybe look at your phone?

Uh...my cell phone isn't all that.

It's pretty much just a phone. It's got internet, but I've never used it for anything.

*hides head in shame*

Hey - I'm pretty much the same way - but my chillun's walk around all day streaming music over their phones.  I do use mine to listent to Bill Handel on internet radio when I bike to work.

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#19 2009-08-15 14:05:20

Emmeran wrote:

I don't know anything about Jugaloo's and I doubt that I ever will.

Were you not about when Cates directed a group of them to Cruel (Leading to the outing of Nesferatu and his lust for his cousin)?  Good times, man - Good times.

About the best thing that I can say for Jugaloos is that they some-how manage to make "parrot-heads" look relatively sane in comparison.

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#20 2009-08-15 14:22:47

I asked mah boy this morning what he considered the worst new popular music.

He shared this video:

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#21 2009-08-15 15:26:34

sofaking wrote:

I asked mah boy this morning what he considered the worst new popular music.

He shared this video:

Your boy is a year behind on his memes.  Weep for his delayed development.

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#22 2009-08-15 15:31:00

Decadence wrote:

Were you not about when Cates directed a group of them to Cruel (Leading to the outing of Nesferatu and his lust for his cousin)?  Good times, man - Good times.

Good times indeed.  I was trying to recall if he was a product of Juggalo-baiting or not.

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y278/CruelUser/nosferatu7km8df.jpg

I managed to save all his profile pics.  Still have his penis and his hot ass cousin*.

*Of which I can now freely speak because she is of age.  When he was talking about fucking her she was only 14 or 15 in a state with an age of consent of 16

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#24 2009-08-26 18:59:50

Vice Land wrote:

With the possible exception of the Jews, no other group has eaten as big an amount of shit over the course of its existence as the Juggalos.

Oh . . .   I didn't realize that it was hereditary.  This changes every-thing.  Thank you, Vice Land, for dis-spelling my pre-judices.

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#25 2009-09-08 13:26:04

We found out over the weekend that our new dispatcher is a Juggalette. Mr. Sofie didn't know what a Juggalo was, and when we showed him, he just shook his head as he buried it in his hands. He had no idea.

Curse the laws that prevent asking personal questions in employment interviews!

Curse them!

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#26 2009-09-08 15:02:21

The whole clown thing is way over. I mean, if I saw a clown with a chain saw coming down the street, I'd assume he was just in search of a latte.

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#27 2009-09-09 02:46:31

sofaking wrote:

Curse the laws that prevent asking personal questions in employment interviews!

You just need to be more creative these days to engage in discrimination.  For example, when a candidate comes in for an interview, offer a choice of beverages -- coffee, water, Pepsi, Faygo...  Now your Juggalo/ette may not choose the Faygo in an attempt to keep his/her activities under wraps, but watch carefully for a reaction when you mention/reveal it.

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#28 2009-09-09 09:33:43

Let's give the Juggaloos a little respect. They have been keeping the white face paint businesses operational since the economic crash has prevented mimes from stocking up.

And for the record, I wouldn't hire anybody that drank Faygo, Grape Soda or Malta. That should just about cover it.

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