The Luchador with the wrench es muy macho.

They're all fucking head-jobs.  Clueless.  They need to be initiated into the male mysteries and all that shite.

Orangina wrote:

one of the pics is NSFW

The albino!  Am I right?  Don't want your boss thinking that you're "one of those" types.

Montecore wrote:

That first photo - c'mon, you have to admit it doesn't get much straighter than a converted attic with fake wood-grain paneling.

but the cat food bowl?

and what is that shit in the corner?

Michael: You can't call that first picture: Closeted, Spare Tire Wearing Mexican Wrestling Fan Uses Wrench on Missing Cat?

The only true sign of masculinity in that picture is his use of duct tape. Real men use duct tape in novel ways. I hope that whatever part of the roll that isn't hiding his floppy jowls is wrapped firmly around the missing cat.


Dex: He left out about how he hangs outside gay bars at closing time trying to decide if he wants to pay $20 for a blow job or get out the baseball bat for some good ole head smashing.

Greg: Did the Oompa Loompas kick you out for being too tall for the union?

Dennis: Uh, your bong called. It's tired of hiding behind the futon for the photo shoot. Oh, and your Daddy wants his suit back.

Bill: No matter what you tell people, we can tell that isn't you in the poster...

Luke: Say what you want, but we all know that's a ukulele in the case behind you. PS: Nobody should ever be naked except for socks. Well, except for anorexic 25 year olds playing virgins in smut films.

Franco: Feeling studly "dominating" the field of freshman Italian?

Parker: Studying the samisen as part of your Geisha training? Looking to entertain drunk Salarymen?

Mike: Gay men can be masculine, but not with Febreeze next to their 1965 TV in their Mom's converted basement. And we know that you knitted the golf club covers yourself.

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Montecore wrote:

Sofie:

Please tell us that's not anyone you know.

It's not.

But manly, no?

sofaking wrote:

But manly, no?

Only in the sense that very few women are that out front about starting to go bald.

I actually think the nude guy is the most natural (no pun meant) of the bunch. You can't really scan the room for signs of dysfunction, and he's not altogether repellent looking. It is an interesting slice of 'masculinity,' regardless. Americans are clearly complete status whores, regardless of gender.