#2 2009-08-17 19:55:26
There's a reality show we haven't seen yet: competitive childbearing. Couples go in for fertility treatment and have a single year in which to produce the most children they can. The winner gets dragged out into the street and shot in the face.
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#3 2009-08-17 20:13:28
Fucking Breeders. Anyhooooo... Phwed. The wife wants me to warn you about taking anything serious in The Sun. It is owned by you know who.
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#4 2009-08-19 10:00:20
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,540520,00.html like I said, or should I say, the wife said....
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#5 2009-08-19 14:02:27
Got about halfway through para 2, when I was summoned to "Teacher: My lesbian affair with girl, 15".
It's too bad England doesn't have a Florida of it's own. The Sun would be there, everyday.
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#6 2009-08-19 14:46:32
orangeplus wrote:
Got about halfway through para 2, when I was summoned to "Teacher: My lesbian affair with girl, 15".
It's too bad England doesn't have a Florida of it's own. The Sun would be there, everyday.
What about Wales?
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#7 2009-08-19 16:31:52
Doesn't have the delightful combination of cubans, jews, and rednecks in a stewing atmosphere of heat, hurricanes, aligators, and Das Maus.
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#8 2009-08-19 16:51:39
Yeah, but it does have Tom Jones. That counts for a lot- all Florida has is Burt Reynolds, who's like TJ lite.
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#9 2009-08-19 17:48:21
it lost Tom Jones, he's Sofie's bitch now
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#10 2009-08-19 18:44:26
jesusluvspegging wrote:
orangeplus wrote:
Got about halfway through para 2, when I was summoned to "Teacher: My lesbian affair with girl, 15".
It's too bad England doesn't have a Florida of it's own. The Sun would be there, everyday.What about Wales?
Wales is not in England. For England, consider Essex.
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#11 2009-08-19 18:45:09
orangeplus wrote:
it lost Tom Jones, he's Sofie's bitch now
If Tom Jones truly were my bitch, I'd torture him until he admitted that he uses the underwear women throw at him onstage to stuff his crotch.
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#12 2009-08-19 18:49:34
ain't my fault you ain't pimp enough to make TJ your bitch
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#13 2009-08-20 09:00:36
orangeplus wrote:
Doesn't have the delightful combination of cubans, jews, and rednecks in a stewing atmosphere of heat, hurricanes, aligators, and Das Maus.
But we don't have nearly enough sheep for everyone to fuck and we don't usually put our kids down the coal mines at the ripe old age of 8. Dental care and dressing in style are about even and both sets of natives speak a mush-mouthed version of "English" almost unintelligible to outsiders.
You might be on to something.
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