Again, this is Faux News titillating their retarded fans.  However, since most of the world’s adolescents are in the Turd World, I think teaching them about masturbation, homosexuality and abortion at an early age is an excellent idea.  Turd World girls need to be taught at an early age that masturbation is better than having sex with older daddies who will just knock them up and give them AIDS.  Turd World boys need to know that until they are old enough to form relationships and/or buy sex from prostitutes, masturbation is a better option than gang raping little girls.  And of course, anything that increases the number of abortions performed in the Turd World is beneficial to both the First and the Turd Worlds.

Is Tojo going to get bent out of shape about this or what?

Why?

sofaking wrote:

orangeplus wrote:

Why?

If it comes up, I suppose that's cool, but initiating a conversation about masturbation with a 5 year old is pretty weird.

So is trying to hold a polite conversation and ignore a 2 year old humping the floor - but I've been there.

Perhaps a better conversation would derive from explaining to such youngsters that it's generally not socially acceptable to play with one's genitals in public, but it's fine in private, and perfectly normal. As they get older, one might go into further detail.

Or, purely for entertainment's sake, go ahead and let them continue: hilarity ensues!

If you have a boy, you know that between the ages of 3 and about 10 they spend about half of the day with their hand down their pants. Not really punishing the pope, but just kind of keeping him company. At 11 or 12, when they start to get the "payoff" it generally winds down.

No, the real weirdness is explaining it to our neighbors retarded 24 year old son that he can't crank start the Model T in the middle of dinner just because my wife is showing some cleavage. That got a tiny bit awkward, especially due to the glass table top.