#2 2009-08-27 13:38:44

There's a whole lotta famous people in that database I don't want mah demonspawn to look like.

I don't think I could play genetic Russian roulette like that, even if I wanted a kid that bad. I would probably adopt, or get one of those creepy lifelike baby dolls, or if I was in a gay relationship, I'd have my partner's sibling or relative donate.

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#3 2009-08-27 13:41:33

Any woman who would use “looks like ugly celebrity X” as a serious criteria when spooge shopping should be sterilized!  Many of these men would not be considered fuckable if their talent had not given them sex appeal enhancing net worths.  Deliberately producing an untalented ugly child in order to have them resemble a talented ugly adult should be a punishable offense!

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#4 2009-08-27 13:57:20

Fnord, you're kinda like the pope talking about birth control on this one...

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#5 2009-08-27 14:12:47

Dmtdust wrote:

Fnord, you're kinda like the pope talking about birth control on this one...

How so? I think most people and their children suck ass and am in favor of anything that reduces spawning.  The only thing similar is that my opinions will have little effect on the numbers of stupid ugly crotchfruits produced by the already overabundant useless eaters.

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#6 2009-08-27 14:18:25

You don't play the game, don't fudge around with the rules.

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#7 2009-08-27 14:35:06

Just because I haven't spawned doesn't mean I have no right to try to reduce spawning by other people!  I object to subsidizing welfare bastards produced in order to create a revenue stream for their mothers, and I certainly have a right to object to stupid airheads making irresponsible and irrational reproductive decisions!

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#8 2009-08-27 14:45:21

fnord wrote:

Just because I haven't spawned doesn't mean I have no right to try to reduce spawning by other people!  I object to subsidizing welfare bastards produced in order to create a revenue stream for their mothers, and I certainly have a right to object to stupid airheads making irresponsible and irrational reproductive decisions!

I love it when you've had one to many cups of coffee.

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