#1 2009-08-29 09:13:18

Oasis has broken up!

A STATEMENT FROM NOEL

28 August 2009

"It's with some sadness and great relief to tell you that I quit Oasis tonight. People will write and say what they like, but I simply could not go on working with Liam a day longer.

"Apologies to all the people who bought tickets for the shows in Paris, Konstanz and Milan."

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#2 2009-08-29 09:59:23

Eh, I re-main to be un-con-vinced.  A truly loving deity would take all of the members of "Limp Biscuit" out in one vehicular accident.

Last edited by Decadence (2009-08-30 06:49:18)

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#3 2009-08-29 11:36:37

I kinda like "Champagne Supernova."  But they could've all croaked it after that as far as I'm concerned.

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#4 2009-08-29 14:35:05

I didn’t know they were still together.  But only their deaths will atone for me having to hear “Wonderwall” at karaoke.

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#5 2009-08-29 15:15:03

I'm sure there's a special place in hell for them for this:

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