#2 2009-09-01 12:38:37
Five bucks says she goes for an even 20
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#3 2009-09-01 12:58:16
I’ll bet her husband makes damn sure his mistress uses birth control; that’s assuming he doesn’t have a boyfriend on the side instead.
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#4 2009-09-01 13:02:26
Everyone is always talking about the clown car vagina. Am I the only one who wonders if Jim Bob isn't packing to be able to make the act worthwhile for them?
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#5 2009-09-01 13:58:46
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#6 2009-09-01 14:07:01
Scotty wrote:
Everyone is always talking about the clown car vagina. Am I the only one who wonders if Jim Bob isn't packing to be able to make the act worthwhile for them?
Since I never watch the show, I Googled him to see what he looks like and I'm not in the least bit curious about what's in his Calvins. The Hetero Team can have him. It’s true that the Homintern awards fabulous prizes for converting straight people, but I can’t imagine anybody being that desperate for a kitchen makeover. As for the clown car, my guess is that after each episiotomy and birth the doctor sews it up real tight, both for his pleasure and to keep her uterus from flopping out!
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#7 2009-09-01 14:17:46
phoQ wrote:
Like throwing a hotdog down a mineshift, huh? Gee, where have I heard that?
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#8 2009-09-01 14:18:51
This is her future*.
They have to shove uterine prolapses back in and hold it in place with a rubber donut thingy. It usually falls back out within a day or so.
*And one of the countless reasons I no longer have any desire to be a nurse.
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#9 2009-09-01 16:10:48
sofaking wrote:
This is her future*.
They have to shove uterine prolapses back in and hold it in place with a rubber donut thingy. It usually falls back out within a day or so.
http://www.pathguy.com/lectures/prolapse.gif
*And one of the countless reasons I no longer have any desire to be a nurse.
Are you sure that is a prolapsed uterus? I am pretty sure that it is an aerial view of Butterbean celebrating this victory.
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#10 2009-09-01 18:17:07
Banjo wrote:
Are you sure that is a prolapsed uterus? I am pretty sure that it is an aerial view of Butterbean celebrating this victory.
https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/415 … an_576.jpg
Cooks crawfish and is funny. Good combo.
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#11 2009-09-01 18:43:26
That woman is gonna die in childbirth.
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