#1 2009-01-10 17:41:27
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#2 2009-01-10 21:20:49
Jerry Springer meets Jerry Seinfeld? I don't get it.
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#3 2009-01-10 21:49:38
Wait . . . His name is Bibleman? That sounds Ashkenazi to me.
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#4 2009-01-11 06:36:47
Decadence wrote:
Wait . . . His name is Bibleman? That sounds Ashkenazi to me.
Oh, you know the Biblemans? Lovely family, very active in the synagogue and, of course, their daughter Estelle - such a lovely girl - a little heavy but lots of personality and such a dancer! Oh! And, you know their son, Nathan, just bar mitzvahed at Temple Shalom with that nice young rabbi - Harold Glass - and while the whole ceremony was just beautiful I couldn't help but notice how fancy everything seemed at the reception, not that I'm being critical - who am I to judge? - but I overheard Ruth telling Mrs. Steinberg that Fred had paid more than $200 for the chopped liver in the shape of the Joker from Batman - yes, that one with that nice young actor who killed himself, tragic, I tell you, tragic - and the band was brought in all the way from San Diego, well you know that wasn't cheap but, of course, a boy has only one bar mitzvah and then he becomes a man so it's important we don't hold back on the celebration no matter how expensive or flashy it might be, not that Nathan doesn't deserve an expensive bar mitzvah, even despite what he did to his mother's car.
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