#1 2009-09-02 23:49:40
Tonight's edition of 'Yahoo Answers to the Rescue' was inspired by a conversation I had with Mr. Sofie. Allow me to share:
ACTUAL CONVERSATION
Me: You know what would be hilarious?
Mr. Sofie: What?
Me: If you took your dog into the vet and asked for a circumcision.
Mr. Sofie: You mean like permanent Fuck Me Red dog lipstick forever? Yeah, that would be funny. I wonder if the Google Gods have anything to say about dog circumcision?
And wouldn't you know it, they do indeed.
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#2 2009-09-03 00:47:34
First you need to determine if the dog is Jewish. If he is, and you have him circumcised, will you go the next step and have a Bark Mitzvah?
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