High Street at Cruelery.com - The Web's Bitter Afterbirth / What do you know? It is a clown car.

Taint · 2009-09-01 13:17:20

High Street's favorite breeders are at it again.

"I was in Weight Watchers with Jim Bob and I wasn't losing any weight," she said. "I couldn't figure it out. I was doing what I should. And the baby, who was nursing, was fussy. I kept thinking, 'This isn't right. She isn't teething, she doesn't have an ear infection. I'm not cheating on my diet, I should be losing weight.' Then, I put two and two together and wondered if I could possibly be pregnant."

Taint · 2009-09-01 13:19:35

Well, apparently, it's a hat. Carry on. Nothing to see here.

jennifer government · 2009-09-03 06:49:04

She put two and two together and got nineteen.

fnord · 2009-09-03 06:59:09

Welcome jennifer, we're glad you're here!

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jennifer government · 2009-09-03 07:22:42

I do pop in from time to time. Wa just reading something about the clown car today and I knew there'd be something on here about it! I'm just sad I wasn't here when plastic fantastic kicked the bucket, I needed some good jokes.

orangeplus · 2009-09-03 10:35:12

Nice name, Max Barry kicks ass. I just wish he'd publish more.

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George Orr · 2009-09-03 20:19:27

Jennifer Govt stopped by!

And I missed it.

Stupid job.

Taint · 2009-09-04 01:06:14

George Orr wrote:
Jennifer Govt stopped by!

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/8043/mongcatse6.jpg

And I missed it.

Stupid job.

Quit. We'll take up a collection so you can stay home and play on line.

Dmtdust · 2009-09-04 01:51:12

Shssh. Someone has to work around here Taint, really.

choad · 2013-10-12 05:50:26

Duggar's are rutting and rooting for #20.

fnord · 2014-05-20 16:37:17

The clown car has been taken to the garage for some work to see if the engine can be made to run again.

Emmeran · 2014-05-20 16:52:49

fnord wrote:
The clown car has been taken to the garage for some work to see if the engine can be made to run again.

Wow, just fucking wow.

phreddy · 2014-05-20 17:10:34

If they need some cash to help pay the cost of another pup in the litter, maybe she could go the way of Octomom and do some porn. I mean, she is 47 years old, but she's famous enough to attract some curiosity seekers who would like to know what that cooter looks like after all that action.