#14751 2009-09-07 20:29:20

George Orr wrote:

sigmoid freud wrote:

My fave was always the "I (jet plane) NY" t shirt. Can't seem to find an image, however.

Best I could find on short notice:

https://cruelery.com/uploads/18_i_plane_ny.jpg

It was originally from T-Shirt Hell, but apparently they don't make 'em any more.

They used to have a customer photo of someone posing with a couple of pilots wearing the shirt.

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#14752 2009-09-07 21:04:24

scarydog wrote:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2517/389 … 74c9_o.jpg

For now, there's a VIDEO with the same theme at:
http://www.mediabistro.com/agencyspy/wh … 130169.asp
See it before it gets pulled!

DUMBASS AD AGENCY wrote:

A tsunami killed 100 times as many people

Yeah, but those were brown people.  Who the fuck cares?

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#14753 2009-09-08 08:52:09

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#14754 2009-09-08 13:27:45

Hmmmmmmmm.......

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#14755 2009-09-08 22:33:33

http://208.116.9.205/10/content/19383/1.jpg

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#14756 2009-09-08 22:37:26

http://www.philsp.com/data/images/c/confessions_of_a_federal_dick.jpg

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#14757 2009-09-08 23:58:19

Yikes.

It's married.

Ugh.

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#14758 2009-09-09 07:18:46

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#14759 2009-09-09 07:44:38

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2533/3902963589_7ebcd9162e_o.jpg

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#14760 2009-09-09 09:49:45

Are the "swallows" supposed to be a double entendre?

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#14761 2009-09-09 19:19:00

https://cruelery.com/uploads/13_nastywhoredoublebestiality.jpg


The dog knows she sucks animal dick, so he wants his turn!

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#14762 2009-09-09 19:36:46

It one of those weird things I guess. Normal postings you come across as erudite, educated, even elegant. When you talk about race you sound like a 13 year old West Virginia elementary school dropout.

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#14763 2009-09-09 19:52:59

orangeplus wrote:

It one of those weird things I guess. Normal postings you come across as erudite, educated, even elegant. When you talk about race you sound like a 13 year old West Virginia elementary school dropout.

It's a put on persona O+.  The real FNORD dates black men and has been known to pull a few trains with all black passengers.

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#14764 2009-09-09 21:24:28

http://imgur.com/2yEZW.jpg

Yes, Assumption College is a Catholic school.

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#14765 2009-09-09 21:47:19

jesusluvspegging wrote:

http://imgur.com/2yEZW.jpg

Yes, Assumption College is a Catholic school.

Well, like Frank Zappa said in his song "Catholic Girls:"

"With a tongue like a cow she can make you go wow!"

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#14766 2009-09-09 22:01:57

It goes better when they were uniforms.  Well, High School Catholic Girls anyway.

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#14767 2009-09-09 22:47:00

jesusluvspegging wrote:

http://imgur.com/2yEZW.jpg

Yes, Assumption College is a Catholic school.

I bet ole Laura Bush in the blue jumper there in the front was the winner.

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#14768 2009-09-10 01:18:58

GooberMcNutly wrote:

Are the "swallows" supposed to be a double entendre?

I was thinking more along the lines of "Jeez, Hulk Hogan has really let himself go."

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#14769 2009-09-10 01:39:37

Too much talking

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#14770 2009-09-10 13:59:09

http://dial-a-nihilist.com/TheTrojanHorsefromTheComingofSinbyJoseRamanLarraz[1].jpg

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#14771 2009-09-10 14:01:22

Emmeran wrote:

Too much talking

http://nicefm.up.seesaa.net/image/Coffee20Shop20Soundtrack.jpg

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#14772 2009-09-10 15:31:10

GooberMcNutly wrote:

Emmeran wrote:

Too much talking

http://nicefm.up.seesaa.net/image/Coffe … dtrack.jpg

https://cruelery.com/uploads/11_pint_downer.jpg

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#14773 2009-09-10 18:38:13

http://laantonia.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/barbi-benton-playboy-nude-4.jpg

http://z.about.com/d/movies/1/0/Q/N/O/rockypremiere3.jpg

She still looks sooooooooo good.

*sigh*

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#14774 2009-09-11 08:22:09

Whatever happened to the aureole? Why did it go the way of pubic hair? Sigh. I miss the '70s.

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#14775 2009-09-11 11:04:43

Barbie Benton!

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#14776 2009-09-11 22:32:00

Dmtdust wrote:

Barbie Benton!

"Barbi", actually.  But yes, of course, it is.  My favourite all time fantasy, that one.

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#14777 2009-09-11 23:36:59

https://cruelery.com/uploads/18_image-13701-gallery-yfhl.jpg



A local farmer in China's northeastern Hebei province spent six years perfecting the process of growing Buddha-shaped pears. He grows them inside moulds and sells them for approximately $7 (€4.80).



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#14778 2009-09-12 00:36:21

http://www.drugs.com/enc/images/images/en/9439.jpg

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#14779 2009-09-12 00:46:03

So.... when you're bumping into her whilst doing the horizontal tango, her butt hole gets so tight it could cut steel rod?

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#14780 2009-09-12 01:07:02

http://www.arthistoryarchive.com/arthistory/pinupart/images/OliviaDeBerardinis-Devils-Food-1991.jpg

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#14781 2009-09-12 06:42:36

whosasailorthen wrote:

Dmtdust wrote:

Barbie Benton!

"Barbi", actually.  But yes, of course, it is.  My favourite all time fantasy, that one.

Oh my.  (After a pause that will remain unexplained.)  I was and remain mesmerized.  Can anyone explain how/why her nipples are so succulent?  (Sorry, ladies, but the y chromosome is in control at this point.)

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#14782 2009-09-12 08:31:50

Fled wrote:

whosasailorthen wrote:

Dmtdust wrote:


Barbie Benton!

"Barbi", actually.  But yes, of course, it is.  My favourite all time fantasy, that one.

Oh my.  (After a pause that will remain unexplained.)  I was and remain mesmerized.  Can anyone explain how/why her nipples are so succulent?  (Sorry, ladies, but the y chromosome is in control at this point.)

They're called 'puffies', Fled, and they are but one of the many natural wonders in the infinitely lovely mysteries found on those beautiful creatures called women.  I've known a few ladies who were fortunate to have such delicate features, and I assure you they are indeed very "succulent".

http://images.heaven666.org/g/4/puffies-2.jpg

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#14783 2009-09-12 11:15:34

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#14784 2009-09-12 11:37:47


12-Year-Old Boy Scouts Volunteer To Give Women Breast Exams

Sweet.

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#14785 2009-09-12 13:10:55

http://www.plasticpeoplenewyork.com/images/ss09/allwomenarebad_index.jpg

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#14786 2009-09-12 13:18:29

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#14787 2009-09-12 15:13:44

http://growabrain.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/12/11/sprinkle.jpg

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#14788 2009-09-12 22:17:18

http://growabrain.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/women_1.jpg

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#14789 2009-09-12 22:26:53

whosasailorthen wrote:

Fled wrote:

whosasailorthen wrote:


"Barbi", actually.  But yes, of course, it is.  My favourite all time fantasy, that one.

Oh my.  (After a pause that will remain unexplained.)  I was and remain mesmerized.  Can anyone explain how/why her nipples are so succulent?  (Sorry, ladies, but the y chromosome is in control at this point.)

They're called 'puffies', Fled, and they are but one of the many natural wonders in the infinitely lovely mysteries found on those beautiful creatures called women.  I've known a few ladies who were fortunate to have such delicate features, and I assure you they are indeed very "succulent".

http://images.heaven666.org/g/4/puffies-2.jpg

Some women get them while their breasts are still growing and then, alas, they flatten out when the breasts reach full size.

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#14790 2009-09-12 22:55:40

whosasailorthen wrote:

12-Year-Old Boy Scouts Volunteer To Give Women Breast Exams.

Starting with:
http://ultranow.typepad.com/ultranow/images/cheesecake.jpg

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#14791 2009-09-13 00:49:01

whosasailorthen wrote:

So.... when you're bumping into her whilst doing the horizontal tango, her butt hole gets so tight it could cut steel rod?

Or spontaneously release.....

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#14792 2009-09-13 11:03:04

http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/631b7b891247c8726158e6b333b3f6a1ee760ab2_m.jpg

http://www.gagreport.com/Funny_Pictures/twisted%20sex%20album/images/zipper-cunt.jpg

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f48/tinyhomo/P78210_9.jpg

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2580/3873877034_dffebc8e89_o.jpg

http://x1d.xanga.com/22ff361240531254233207/b202083455.jpg

http://ballsack.org/bill_cosby.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v332/pizzadr/6925_126062236475_521376475_2559550.jpg

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#14793 2009-09-13 13:42:22

Why does she have one hairy white man leg?

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#14794 2009-09-13 15:23:06

Emmeran wrote:

Why does she have one hairy white man leg?

Duh. Look behind her.

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#14795 2009-09-13 16:30:24

Emmeran wrote:

Why does she have one hairy white man leg?

Yeah, I'm not sure what I'm looking at. Her bad hair?

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#14797 2009-09-13 18:31:52

ah297900 wrote:

Emmeran wrote:

Why does she have one hairy white man leg?

Yeah, I'm not sure what I'm looking at. Her bad hair?

I think she's a Klingon.

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#14798 2009-09-13 19:11:40

This monstrosity of a "food" flyer came in the mailbox this week. Granted, it looks absolutely disgusting, but the name of this concoction is what really stopped me in my tracks. That's S-O-M-E literary allusion.*

https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/430_pig_pizza2.jpg


*Yes, I know the farmer's name was spelled "Zuckerman," but this can't be a coincidence.

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#14799 2009-09-13 20:18:20

http://www.owned.com/Owned_Pictures/Wheelchair_On_Fire_Owned.jpg

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3544/3833596230_ac4af0c2e0.jpg

http://stuwho.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/sauna-pants-c1.jpg?w=399&h=337

All hail Global Leader Zappa...
http://stuwho.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/zappa.jpg?w=478&h=480


Puffies made me feel nostalgic...
http://stuwho.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/goblinteasmaid-2a.jpg?w=460&h=698

http://stuwho.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/sex-toys-21.jpg?w=429&h=682

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#14800 2009-09-13 21:22:53

GooberMcNutly wrote:

http://www.owned.com/Owned_Pictures/Wheelchair_On_Fire_Owned.jpg

Manhunter?

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