#1 2009-09-10 22:38:20

The remake of Red Dawn.


Burn Hollywood, burn....

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#2 2009-09-10 22:53:36

I heard about this awhile back.  The main difference is this time around, I don't recognize a single actor's name and don't think I've ever seen any of them in anything.

I think the best we can hope for is a movie as ridiculous as the original; but more likely it'll just be bad, as opposed to so-bad-it's-good.  John Derek was one crazy motherfucker.

Oh, and they'll never replace Harry Dean Stanton.  I hope they don't try.

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AVENGE ME!!!

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#3 2009-09-10 23:00:27

I'm sorry love...but how do you recreate the global situation???  It just doesn't work

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#4 2009-09-11 03:19:05

George Orr wrote:

John Derek was one crazy motherfucker.

I never knew John Derek had anything to do with Red Dawn, however, its director, John Milius, is one crazy motherfucker.

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#5 2009-09-11 08:18:25

They can have my Red Dawn when they pry it from my cold, dead fingers.

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#6 2009-09-11 10:15:15

Emmeran wrote:

I'm sorry love...but how do you recreate the global situation???  It just doesn't work

Dollars for donuts says they're going to do some stupid geopolitical update, where the terrorists come down from the monkey bars, form a massive navy and paratroop division, and invade.

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#7 2009-09-11 11:27:35

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#8 2009-09-11 19:27:56

phoQ wrote:

George Orr wrote:

John Derek was one crazy motherfucker.

I never knew John Derek had anything to do with Red Dawn, however, its director, John Milius, is one crazy motherfucker.

Aw, shit, that's who I meant.  One of the things I dislike about aging is the swiss-cheese holes in my memory making me look stoopit.

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#9 2009-09-11 19:35:17

Hey George Orr.

George Orr wrote:

One of the things I dislike about aging is the swiss-cheese holes in my memory    ....

That has much truth.  I rely on the ole search engines for coverage of the holes.

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#10 2009-09-11 19:49:11

Hey Sarge.  I'm'a check everything on IMDB (heh) or Wikipedia (hee!) before I post from now on.

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