#1 2009-09-17 14:39:20

This is what happens when you force religion down children's throats


A 15-year-old girl who allegedly worships Satan was arrested Tuesday on suspicion of lighting a fire at her Orangevale church.

As always, the goodies are in the comments.

Ok so she worships her saviours mortal enemy. So what, that is her choice. However she set fire to the church to burn it down because "She hates the church and she worships the devil." Well tell ya what witch, show me a church of satans and i'll tear it apart with my bare hands, the heck with burning it down. And whats this stuff about "Fire officials said the goal is to make sure that the girl receives counseling, not to necessarily punish her." What that tells me is, if i go kill someone or kill 10 people, all I need is some counseling. Why would they want to put me in jail for killing someone. makes no sense. What in the world are you fire officials shooting up your veins to say something like that?

Last edited by jesusluvspegging (2009-09-17 14:39:42)

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#2 2009-09-17 14:47:08

I'm shipping a 2004 Ford F-150 to this city tomorrow.

I will tell the transporter who accepted it to watch out for gothy looking kids with matches.

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#3 2009-09-17 14:49:09

Christian Pebbles of Sacramento Metropolitan Fire District said...

You can't make this stuff up.

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#4 2009-09-17 15:00:02

sofaking wrote:

watch out for gothy looking kids with matches.

Says the juggalette hirer.

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#5 2009-09-17 15:54:03

Scotty wrote:

sofaking wrote:

watch out for gothy looking kids with matches.

Says the juggalette hirer.

I didn't figure that out until I saw her MySpace.

She's actually doing a bang-up job, so I'll forgive her Juggalosity.

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#6 2009-09-17 17:30:56

What is the myspace addy?

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#7 2009-09-17 19:02:55

I wonder who leaked this information to the press? You can't reveal the name of a minor accused of a crime.

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#8 2009-09-17 19:06:13

Dmtdust wrote:

What is the myspace addy?

I CAN'T BE MEAN TO THE PERSON WHO IS SAVING ME FROM A SHIT JOB.

MY LAST DISPATCHER WAS A CUNT.

Look in my "new friends" and figure it out.

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#9 2009-09-17 20:51:34

sofaking wrote:

Dmtdust wrote:

What is the myspace addy?

I CAN'T BE MEAN TO THE PERSON WHO IS SAVING ME FROM A SHIT JOB.

MY LAST DISPATCHER WAS A CUNT.

Look in my "new friends" and figure it out.

????  I have no idea who you are on myspace.  reeeely I don't.

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#10 2009-09-17 21:05:26

Dmtdust wrote:

sofaking wrote:

Dmtdust wrote:

What is the myspace addy?

I CAN'T BE MEAN TO THE PERSON WHO IS SAVING ME FROM A SHIT JOB.

MY LAST DISPATCHER WAS A CUNT.

Look in my "new friends" and figure it out.

????  I have no idea who you are on myspace.  reeeely I don't.

That's probably for the best.

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#11 2009-09-17 21:14:53

Funny - Melon's and her sister with both raised as over-the-top Jehovah Witness's.


Both ended up converting to Islam.

Melons un-converted.

Her muslim brother-in-law had a shrink-wrapped Quran for me when they visited this year.

He was disappointed to discover that I actually had several translations of my own.

Know thy proselytizer

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