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the rider has a woody

ah297900 wrote:

Emmeran wrote:

https://cruelery.com/uploads/11_oktoberfest.jpg

This takes me back to European Vacation, a VCR, a pause button, and a summer of furious beating off.

To the older men here: who was the first woman that made you aware of women (in such a way that you had to abuse yourself regularly)?

Marta Kristen (Judy Robinson) from Lost in Space.  After they started dressing the girls in tights and miniskirts.

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sigmoid freud wrote:

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I want his job.  Whatthefuck is his job, anyway?

Baywolfe wrote:

ah297900 wrote:

Emmeran wrote:

https://cruelery.com/uploads/11_oktoberfest.jpg

This takes me back to European Vacation, a VCR, a pause button, and a summer of furious beating off.

To the older men here: who was the first woman that made you aware of women (in such a way that you had to abuse yourself regularly)?

Marta Kristen (Judy Robinson) from Lost in Space.  After they started dressing the girls in tights and miniskirts.

Nice. Sailor also had some quality taste back in the day. For me, it was really an En Vogue video:


which then led me to swimsuit editions and Paulina Porizkova:



(Pic is exceptionally related)

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whosasailorthen wrote:

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A puddle I tell ya.  A puddle.

I notice a deplorable lack of equity in the contents and quality of the fap fodder on this message board of late.





In attempting to rectify this imbalance, I have been surprised to discover that quality beefcake is elusive on the Internets.



...Or perhaps I'm not looking in the right places.

And yes, that should be interpreted as a challenge.  To all of you.

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Dmtdust wrote:

Well... do you want em straight or gay or does it matter?

Doesn't matter so long as it's not a pic of something gross.

At least one of the fellows above is gay; don't know about the other two.  (Consider:  do you ask that about the lovely ladies, or do you just enjoy the view?)

George Orr wrote:

Doesn't matter so long as it's not a pic of something gross.

Wrong board, wrong crowd, wrong thread, GO.

Taint wrote:

I find very little in porn that really strikes me as, well, striking. Certainly, the women posted in the photos above are beautiful, and the men that George posted are handsome, as well, but there's usually a certain air of convention about them. That's not say I don't occasionally run across something online that gets the blood going, but it's rare. On the street, I have occasionally seen - and even more rarely - met men who simply left me speechless by their appearance.

Oh, and a gratuitous beefcake shot.

I repeat my question to you taint, just because I'm curious. Who was it that flipped your testosterone switch when you were a kid?

You got the Village Voice in Arkansas?

I remember being pretty titillated by "Wild Wild West" - lots of bare chest shots, tight fitting pants, and erotically charged torture scenes

I'll be Goddamned.  You just made some brain cells fire up memories I had completely forgotten about...Can I just say that you aren't the only one?

(I wondered why I had so much hate for the movie.)

Fucking Post Pictures Or STFU!

whiskytangofoxtrot wrote:

sigmoid freud wrote:

http://www.paul-barnard.com/images/Tims … ls-med.jpg

I want his job.  Whatthefuck is his job, anyway?

He's the Ziegfeld Follies Knickers Length Enforcer.  Nice work if you can get it.

George Orr wrote:

Dmtdust wrote:

Well... do you want em straight or gay or does it matter?

Doesn't matter so long as it's not a pic of something gross.

At least one of the fellows above is gay; don't know about the other two.  (Consider:  do you ask that about the lovely ladies, or do you just enjoy the view?)

OK, you want beefcake?  How's this:







As for me.... in my dreams I'd have a go at this cute little number...

Dmtdust wrote:

George Orr wrote:

Dmtdust wrote:

Well... do you want em straight or gay or does it matter?

Doesn't matter so long as it's not a pic of something gross.

At least one of the fellows above is gay; don't know about the other two.  (Consider:  do you ask that about the lovely ladies, or do you just enjoy the view?)

You have me there.  Actually, males have a certain beauty, that I happily acknowledge.  I think that the prime examples within the species of both sexes are truly amazing, but I have found that beauty comes in infinite guises.  Now days I am not so limited as in my youth.  It is in the knowledge and the beauty shared...

Damn - now Dusty comes out...

Emmeran wrote:

Dmtdust wrote:

George Orr wrote:

Doesn't matter so long as it's not a pic of something gross.

At least one of the fellows above is gay; don't know about the other two.  (Consider:  do you ask that about the lovely ladies, or do you just enjoy the view?)

You have me there.  Actually, males have a certain beauty, that I happily acknowledge.  I think that the prime examples within the species of both sexes are truly amazing, but I have found that beauty comes in infinite guises.  Now days I am not so limited as in my youth.  It is in the knowledge and the beauty shared...

Damn - now Dusty comes out...

No coming out about it.  It is a simple statement that males can look attractive, regardless of ones persuasion.  It doesn't make one's self anything by it in my book.

Sailor:  Scotty was trying to hint to you that you have the phrase wrong.  It's "The carpet doesn't match the drapes."  How much drinking have you done this weekend?

Not complaining; but the fourth and fifth ones down look a wee bit, um, illegal.  But I'm sure that's not the case and that you only go to the most reputable beefcake sites.

Also, #3 and #7 are not showing up due to bandwidth stinginess.

whosasailorthen wrote:

George Orr wrote:

Not complaining; but the fourth and fifth ones down look a wee bit, um, illegal.  But I'm sure that's not the case and that you only go to the most reputable beefcake sites.

Also, #3 and #7 are not showing up due to bandwidth stinginess.

Well, I think they're of legal age, but even so, it's only illegal if illegal bits are showing.

I'll fix the others.

That's actually not true.  It only has to be a picture of a sexually suggestive nature to rise to the level of child pornography, at least in the US, although I only know of some very egregious cases where child modeling-type pictures have been prosecuted.