#201 2007-11-09 23:45:49

https://cruelery.com/header/pale_hsban18.jpg

Takes my breath away, pale.

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#202 2007-11-09 23:50:19

This is awesome.  Synchronized Fapping...random fucked up banners...   My asshat's off to you, Orange.

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#203 2007-11-09 23:56:57

choad wrote:

Takes my breath away, pale.

To be fair, it was an "as suggested by..." But here you go:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/health/images/300/asthma_inhaler.jpg

Roger_That wrote:

Eine Klein Twatmusik. JESUS. Brilliant, who did it? I'm too lazy to look.

Muah-ha-hah. I mean, erm...moi.

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#204 2007-11-10 00:01:50

pALEPHx wrote:

Muah-ha-hah. I mean, erm...moi.

Ok, now you're sounding like Horse.

See, once you've been called Horse, it means the circle of life is complete.

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#205 2007-11-10 00:05:07

orangeplus wrote:

Holy fuck satan with mary's cock, I'm glad we set this up.

Hell yeah, best idea I've ever had was to beg you admins to do extra work so I could make funny banners, and then the first thing you fuckers do is make my banners look retarded.  But I LOVE how this has ballooned.  Awesome stuff, guys.  Orange, you were the author of HS's fantastic app, right?  God, I love reloading my page now.

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#206 2007-11-10 00:29:42

I made this ages ago, tho' its still relevant -

http://cih.veritel.com.au/images/support_denmark.gif

Doesn't fit your size requirements.

Felch

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#207 2007-11-10 00:46:03

Roger_That wrote:

See, once you've been called Horse, it means the circle of life is complete.

Oh, pleeze.

[holds lion cub up in the air, drops it into wood chipper]

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#208 2007-11-10 00:51:41

feisty wrote:

orangeplus wrote:

Holy fuck satan with mary's cock, I'm glad we set this up.

Hell yeah, best idea I've ever had was to beg you admins to do extra work so I could make funny banners, and then the first thing you fuckers do is make my banners look retarded.  But I LOVE how this has ballooned.  Awesome stuff, guys.  Orange, you were the author of HS's fantastic app, right?  God, I love reloading my page now.

Not so fast, ladies. We have prior art here. Fucking thieves, the whole lot of you!

Where's Feisty?

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#209 2007-11-10 01:09:15

http://i11.tinypic.com/71qt953.png

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#210 2007-11-10 01:40:51

https://cruelery.com/img/gallery_1_3_48417.jpg



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#211 2007-11-10 01:43:17

weed+caffeine=logo
http://i19.tinypic.com/6ymitcy.jpg

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#212 2007-11-10 02:09:38

Dunno why but here's the first image came to mind when I saw that.

https://cruelery.com/img/dracula.jpg



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#213 2007-11-10 11:57:09

jesusluvspegging wrote:

weed+caffeine=logo
http://i19.tinypic.com/6ymitcy.jpg

Good, but needs tits & ass.  Maybe glans, too.  Flap flap flap.

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#214 2007-11-10 12:00:09

DoucheEllington wrote:

jesusluvspegging wrote:

weed+caffeine=logo
http://i19.tinypic.com/6ymitcy.jpg

Good, but needs tits & ass.  Maybe glans, too.  Flap flap flap.

Opsec promises to bring back what he can... rat bastard is visiting the Mütter Museum today.

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#215 2007-11-10 14:47:44

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/5859/highstreetbeyondpaleno9.png

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#216 2007-11-10 15:34:25

http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/1408/highstreetpissofftm7.png

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#217 2007-11-10 18:00:22

I think that's your best one yet, but we really need to get you some new fonts, dude.

Erm, no. Do you want fries with your next serving of scrutiny, dear?

[obligatory eyeroll] "I hereby deny permission to use my image as a banner." Fuck with it all you want, in a thread. Paste a dozen cocks aimed at my mouth, spooge dripping from my nose, and John Wayne Gacy sneaking up to ass-rape me, I don't mind. Just not the header graphic. At the very least, let me supply something where I didn't just roll out of bed and decide to get goofy with the cellcam.

BTW, when I found that last image for the "Ugly, Nasty..." banner, I immediately thought of you. What else would we call a shaved pussy with a brown stain?

http://www.petsdb.info/pictures/Adult_Female_Sphynx_Suki.jpg



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#218 2007-11-10 19:37:23

BTW, when I found that last image for the "Ugly, Nasty..." banner, I immediately thought of you. What else would we call a shaved pussy with a brown stain?

Pale, that's so sweet.

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#219 2007-11-11 02:01:28

http://i14.tinypic.com/6t5bka8.png

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#220 2007-11-11 02:18:55

jesusluvspegging wrote:

weed+caffeine=logo
http://i19.tinypic.com/6ymitcy.jpg

Can I have a copy of the picture this came from, pretty please?  I'm a sucker for these kinds of things.

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#221 2007-11-11 04:13:31

tojo2000 wrote:

jesusluvspegging wrote:

weed+caffeine=logo
http://i19.tinypic.com/6ymitcy.jpg

Can I have a copy of the picture this came from, pretty please?  I'm a sucker for these kinds of things.

Got it from here:
http://www.unisys.com/corporate/images/ … univac.jpg

Just do a Google image search for univac and you'll get a bunch like that, but mostly lower res.

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#222 2007-11-11 04:53:50

http://i19.tinypic.com/814ds1z.png

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#223 2007-11-11 05:00:23

Cropped to get rid of white edge

http://i12.tinypic.com/6uqllch.png

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#224 2007-11-11 12:09:36

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/3778/hsorunpf5.jpg

If someone wants to try improving it:

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/8672/runwrongxp9.jpg

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#225 2007-11-11 16:40:40

fnord wrote:

Cropped to get rid of white edge

http://i12.tinypic.com/6uqllch.png

Very nice, fnord.

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#226 2007-11-12 03:08:53

http://i1.tinypic.com/7y6zkib.png

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#227 2007-11-12 04:00:54

square wrote:

If someone wants to try improving it

Done (#22), with a bonus from the Pic Thread.

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#228 2007-11-12 14:44:02

Pale...

fix this....

https://cruelery.com/headermant.php#aimage102

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#229 2007-11-12 14:51:48

he means this:
https://cruelery.com/header/pale_hsban22.jpg

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#230 2007-11-12 15:40:52

https://cruelery.com/header/highstreet7.jpg
Yay!  New banner from Feisty!

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#231 2007-11-12 15:51:59

orangeplus wrote:

he means this:

What about it, do you think? And was the corset one too "sexy?" http://x54.xanga.com/e61c8be73563151174351/b1749078.gif

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#232 2007-11-12 16:38:32

pALEPHx wrote:

What about it, do you think? And was the corset one too "sexy?"

I have no problem with that one, and yeah, I think the corset one, particularly the quote, is going to give someone the impression we're a porn site. But Feisty's new one is teh rad.

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#233 2007-11-12 16:46:26

:)  thank you Orange.  I've been obsessively checking this thread to read what everyone thought of it, I was proud and dammit I need validation from you fuckers.  How sick is that?

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#234 2007-11-12 16:53:49

Allow me also to note I have not, so far, allowed Fnord's new one since you can't read the text in that color with no border.

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#235 2007-11-12 17:12:20

feisty wrote:

:)  thank you Orange.  I've been obsessively checking this thread to read what everyone thought of it, I was proud and dammit I need validation from you fuckers.  How sick is that?

It's lovely.  You even made it multi-cultural.  All we need is a little asian kid.

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#236 2007-11-12 17:18:02

sic

feisty wrote:

:)  thank you Orange.  I've been obsessively checking this thread to read what everyone thought of it, I was proud and dammit I need validation from you fuckers.  How sick is that?

I had a bit of nasal-coffee when I saw that banner.  Just what freaky pedos need, date-rape drug encrusted toys...Nicely done...

http://i15.tinypic.com/8558wsn.jpg

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#237 2007-11-12 17:28:18

Now I can go to my fucking administration class with a smile.  Thanks guys.

I made another one too... it's not as good tho.

https://cruelery.com/header/highstreet8.jpg


And nasal coffee... I'm gonna have to remember that one.  Hopefully it wasn't too hot.

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#238 2007-11-12 19:05:30

http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/1921/highstreettoratoratorasb6.png

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#239 2007-11-12 21:37:06

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/7512/christ460ey7.jpg

I've uploaded a few more on the banner page.....

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#240 2007-11-12 21:44:15

http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/4043/disarmamentbannerlo2.jpg

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#241 2007-11-13 00:59:03

orangeplus wrote:

Allow me also to note I have not, so far, allowed Fnord's new one since you can't read the text in that color with no border.

So that means you're getting rid of the illegible nazi ornaments?

sic wrote:

I had a bit of nasal-coffee when I saw that banner...

Hppft. I won't touch that image. It's too familiar.

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#242 2007-11-13 02:36:21

http://i15.tinypic.com/8a1dxcl.png

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#243 2007-11-13 02:43:48

That was even better. Where is the source for the third image?

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#244 2007-11-13 02:53:04

I fixed 'synchronized fapping' and 'will get you fired' to the correct size (and put the requested tits into 'fired') and uploaded them to the banners page, which I just noticed the existence of today.

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#245 2007-11-13 07:25:11

pALEPHx wrote:

That was even better. Where is the source for the third image?

I used that for a show flyer for my friends The Contractions back in 1980.  My source was an old magazine.  The nuns were raffling off the guns....

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#246 2007-11-13 07:28:01

pALEPHx wrote:

orangeplus wrote:

Allow me also to note I have not, so far, allowed Fnord's new one since you can't read the text in that color with no border.

So that means you're getting rid of the illegible nazi ornaments?

sic wrote:

I had a bit of nasal-coffee when I saw that banner...

Hppft. I won't touch that image. It's too familiar.

I wouldn't care if you did, it is hard to read... I can re-work it....btw pale,  I'm not fat and I don't like KISS or goth....oh, and I don't go to food courts...

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#247 2007-11-13 09:43:50

Hey... how come my highstreet8 logo isn't being posted?  Is it readable and everything?

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#248 2007-11-13 11:47:06

Hey - those of you with skillz, how about J. Edgar Hoover and the quote "Love will keep us together."

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#249 2007-11-13 12:10:44

sigmoid freud wrote:

Hey - those of you with skillz, how about J. Edgar Hoover and the quote "Love will keep us together."

Eh.. maybe... other suggestions...

http://www.fortunecity.com/westwood/vivienne/438/rants125hoovertemple12.jpg http://quantumfuture.net/fr/images/Hoover.jpg http://www.shirleytemple.com/images/shirleysPhotos/Shirley34.gif http://www.tvparty.com/bgifs9/jeh_huttoncurtis.jpg http://www.eightballmagazine.com/diatribes/volume02/040/images/hooverTOLSON.jpg http://www.chronophobic.net/images/Elvis-Nixon-01-crop.jpg http://www.cameranaked.com/images/ElvisInCoffin.jpg

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#250 2007-11-13 12:19:27

Top link died... moved the photo and relinked it...

http://img2.putfile.com/main/11/31612172530.jpg

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