Take that rubber off and you'll likely end up zapped up to heaven a lot sooner!

orangeplus wrote:

Dude, that's so cool. I would hate to be raptured whilst tangling with some poon.

will I be raptured if I'm wearing my POONTANGLERS Jacket?

[url]http://dial-a-nihilist.com/poontanglers-225x300[1].png[/url]

Gots to get one of those for those special evenings...

orangeplus wrote:

Dude, that's so cool. I would hate to be raptured whilst tangling with some poon.

will I be raptured if I'm wearing my POONTANGLERS Jacket?

[url]http://dial-a-nihilist.com/poontanglers-225x300[1].png[/url]

Is that the same guy in the video above? Sure looks like it. I need to see his abs.

Decadence wrote:

I have all-ways found it rather a-musing how these types all-ways try to claim that the story of Onan is a-bout their god showing dis-ap-proval of either self-pleasure or birth con-trol.  The story makes it rather ob-vious that the god in that book killed Onan for re-fusing to im-pregnate his widowed sister-in-law.

Funny you should mention him. I'm trying to sell 2 Onan generators, and I was laughing about the name, and none of the heathens I was trying to explain the joke to understood, making me look like a wackjob (pun intended).

So on to the condom part.

I don't want to go hang out with the fundies, so...

sofaking wrote:

Banjo wrote:

orangeplus wrote:

will I be raptured if I'm wearing my POONTANGLERS Jacket?

I believe that it is considered official Rapturewear as long as you don't have a "Wham" concert shirt on underneath it. That would send mixed signals.

As would having nothing on under it, and a Speedo, a la George Michael*.

*How did no one figure out he was gay until the '90s?

It's funny how, as a little kid, you know people are gay even though you don't know what the hell "gay" is. I remember as a very young lad going "what the fuck"  to:
Charles Nelson Riley,
Liberace
Freddie Mercury
Paul Stanley (mo' fo' STILL won't admit the blatantly obvious)
Billy Jean King

Just to name a few.

All this brings up another question: Since when do Catholics believe in the Rapture? There's no biblical basis for it and the concept as it's understood today is almost entirely a Protestant construct. Pish, I say.

GooberMcNutly wrote:

I would think that if you are putting on a condom, you are going to be raptured before anyone else. Say in about 6 minutes...

Six minutes? Nothing personal, Goober, but let me just say I'm glad you're straight.