#1 2007-11-10 02:48:54

A well trained dog can be a source of great joy to a woman, especially one whose husband/boyfriend is willing to assist in the training.

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#2 2007-11-10 03:44:12

The best porn makes you feel bad about yourself, as a person, after you get off to it.

Is anyone else bothered by the relatively high average attractiveness level of the females in the amateur section?

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#3 2007-11-10 04:36:43

Good find Fnord - I share your barely suppressed outrage. That dog was black. (It was also underage.)

jesusluvspegging wrote:

The best porn makes you feel bad about yourself

Speak for yourself, jebus, and quit trying to infect us with your puritanical neurosis. That crap is stickier than herpes and twice as ugly in bed. Frankly, I feel great about myself when I watch vile, nasty porn. And I really like watching attractive women being tagged by my canine confreres. So stuff it.

And I mean really...you feel bad about this pallid little offering? Did you see any dog jizm in the bitch's cunt? Did you even see the bitch's cunt? And what the hell is going wrong with dog porn when you don't even see the membrum caninis? (Oh right...we were supposed to be watching the boyfriend. Hmmm.) Jebus - if you watched what I watch, you'd have to shoot yourself. How about I send you some?

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#4 2007-11-10 08:55:31

Fnord, you're slipping.  I think you posted the LEAST offensive video on that site!

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#5 2007-11-10 10:14:28

This one's almost art.
This one speaks to me of love.
This reeks of decay.
And this of pain.

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#6 2007-11-10 10:27:14

Jeezus.  There's a BEASTtube, too?  Where's FURRYtube, PISSube and SCATtube (hmmm.. wait, I guess that last one really is YouTube, isn't it?)

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#7 2007-11-10 12:02:25

Well there is also jewtube, godtube, and youporn...

So the rest are probably soon to cum.

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#8 2007-11-10 12:11:32

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

jesusluvspegging wrote:

The best porn makes you feel bad about yourself

Speak for yourself, jebus, and quit trying to infect us with your puritanical neurosis. That crap is stickier than herpes and twice as ugly in bed. Frankly, I feel great about myself when I watch vile, nasty porn. And I really like watching attractive women being tagged by my canine confreres. So stuff it.

And I mean really...you feel bad about this pallid little offering? Did you see any dog jizm in the bitch's cunt? Did you even see the bitch's cunt? And what the hell is going wrong with dog porn when you don't even see the membrum caninis? (Oh right...we were supposed to be watching the boyfriend. Hmmm.) Jebus - if you watched what I watch, you'd have to shoot yourself. How about I send you some?

Lemmie let you in on an old Jewish mind trick: guilt makes the anus pucker up real tight, pressing one's choice of toy up against the prostate, leading to aftershock ejaculations.  How else do you think we stand to put up with our mothers?  While they're guilt tripping us, we're soaking our pants.  This is why all Jewish men keep around a couple boxes of maxi-pads.

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#9 2007-11-10 12:41:44

jesusluvspegging wrote:

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

jesusluvspegging wrote:

The best porn makes you feel bad about yourself

Speak for yourself, jebus, and quit trying to infect us with your puritanical neurosis. That crap is stickier than herpes and twice as ugly in bed. Frankly, I feel great about myself when I watch vile, nasty porn. And I really like watching attractive women being tagged by my canine confreres. So stuff it.

And I mean really...you feel bad about this pallid little offering? Did you see any dog jizm in the bitch's cunt? Did you even see the bitch's cunt? And what the hell is going wrong with dog porn when you don't even see the membrum caninis? (Oh right...we were supposed to be watching the boyfriend. Hmmm.) Jebus - if you watched what I watch, you'd have to shoot yourself. How about I send you some?

Lemmie let you in on an old Jewish mind trick: guilt makes the anus pucker up real tight, pressing one's choice of toy up against the prostate, leading to aftershock ejaculations.  How else do you think we stand to put up with our mothers?  While they're guilt tripping us, we're soaking our pants.  This is why all Jewish men keep around a couple boxes of maxi-pads.

OOOOHHHH...you're Jewish. (Funny - you don't write Jewish.) I tender my heartfelt apologies for accusing you of puritanical impulses. That you could reply in such a mild and open manner after being mistaken for a christian speaks highly of your character.

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#10 2007-11-10 13:03:23

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

OOOOHHHH...you're Jewish. (Funny - you don't write Jewish.) I tender my heartfelt apologies for accusing you of puritanical impulses. That you could reply in such a mild and open manner after being mistaken for a christian speaks highly of your character.

It's ok, I turned the other cheek.

http://hidebehind.com/hotlink//51/513E4D.jpg

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#11 2007-11-10 15:06:29

Did the human get sloppy seconds?

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