#1 2007-10-07 14:51:54
"After hearing this bullshit, I had to go to the hospital. How DARE you, you fat UGLY chick get out there like this is real and sing your heart out. You look like a sausage in a tight rag."
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/67 … ntry-fried
The intended audience:
http://blogtown.portlandmercury.com/200 … w_york.php
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#2 2007-10-07 12:10:20
There is no doubt in my mind that Jesus would puke over this.
Hey, a new sacrament!
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#3 2007-10-08 11:53:59
"There is no doubt in my mind that Jesus would puke over this."
That's what we do at MY house on Sunday morning.
Either dumbfucks with no sense of humor outnumber people who view this and can figure out it's satire, or it's too close to the real opinion of most non-NYC residents. I live there part-time and can sometimes sympathize with the urge to remove it, even if I take myself out at the same time. ( : ) ha ha just joking, please don't send me to a secret prison camp.)
Everyone knowz that Aunt Jemima can explain it all:
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#4 2007-10-09 00:31:55
DoucheEllington wrote:
"There is no doubt in my mind that Jesus would puke over this."
That's what we do at MY house on Sunday morning.
Either dumbfucks with no sense of humor outnumber people who view this and can figure out it's satire, or it's too close to the real opinion of most non-NYC residents. I live there part-time and can sometimes sympathize with the urge to remove it, even if I take myself out at the same time. ( : ) ha ha just joking, please don't send me to a secret prison camp.)
Everyone knowz that Aunt Jemima can explain it all:
Congratulations! You are the winner of the first ASSHAT to be bestowed at High Street!
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#5 2007-10-09 04:13:17
Yes, Douche, as the first asshat in High Street, you win this beautiful dinette set:
Not only that, you also win this fabulous new stereo:
And, finally, you've won this beautiful new car!
Now Douche, you can say 'yes' and take all these incredible prizes home, or you can trade them for what's behind door No. 3. What's it gonna be?
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#6 2007-10-09 01:41:10
Psst... Lookit the front page.
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#7 2007-10-09 04:41:40
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#8 2007-10-09 01:43:52
fnord wrote:
This calls for a celebration dance!
I cannot celebrate until Rip arrives.
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#10 2007-10-09 11:02:53
My heart, who is a frat-boy asshole parrothead, says
I chose my apparel, wore a beer barrel
And they rolled me to the very first row
I held a big sign that said "Kiss me I'm a baker,
and Monty I sure need the dough!"
Then I grabbed that sucker by the throat
Until he called on me
Cause my whole world lies waiting behind door number three
But my head, dented by fists of agitated retards, says
"Go ahead and grab Monty by the throat."
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