#1 2009-10-16 14:44:44
Captain Bullshit
Any volunteers for his jury?
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#2 2009-10-16 15:44:59
Well it is a hell of a lot easier if you just skip the whole boot camp/AIT/combat thing and buy the medals on-line.
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and bet that he drives a Crown Vic
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#3 2009-10-16 16:56:52
I would have said a Monte Carlo SS.
I'm sure some boys from the Legion will visit him at some point.
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#4 2009-10-16 17:35:15
I'm gonna stay with the Crown Vic cuz I'm sure that he has faked being a cop at some point in the last decade or so.
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#5 2009-10-17 10:06:13
Hmm... I'm picturing an altered scene from "Freaks"... where all the maimed and deformed veterans start gathering around him, closer and closer, chanting "We accept him! We accept him! One of us! One of us! Gooble gobble, gooble gobble! One of us! One of us!" ...with knives in their hands...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdaMUtpbO7U#t=4m22s
(For those few of you who never saw this classic film, i suggest you skip the above clip and watch the whole thing here.)
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#6 2009-10-17 20:25:02
whosasailorthen wrote:
...with knives in their hands...
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#7 2009-10-17 20:32:13
Emmeran wrote:
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and bet that he drives a Crown Vic
Hummer H3 - the Chevy with redone bodywork.
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#8 2009-10-18 00:28:51
MSG Tripps wrote:
whosasailorthen wrote:
...with knives in their hands...
That would do nicely... it has a blood-letting groove so it won't have too much suction coming out.
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#9 2009-10-18 01:28:29
sigmoid freud wrote:
Hummer H3 - the Chevy with redone bodywork.
As the H2 is a Suburban with a psuedo Hummer body.
I'll get my next Hummer from a sexy lady thank you.....
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