#2 2009-10-29 12:05:49
Four kids?
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#3 2009-10-29 12:11:59
3. Pays my bills or takes me shopping (all women like this)
6. Money aint a thing to him
Fuck. That. Noise.
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#5 2009-10-29 12:33:22
what the hell is that, Sofie?
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#6 2009-10-29 12:56:14
Some lady's blog.
The ad you posted sounds like the lady I posted wrote it.
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#7 2009-10-29 12:56:29
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#8 2009-10-29 13:11:31
The Craigslist ad sounds like a real catch. 4 kids...."in total"? WTF does that mean?
Sof, nice teeth on that one.
RT, do you make a PsychoHoseBeast Detector for the men? No sense in keeping your market narrow.
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#9 2009-10-29 13:13:08
If you make a gay version, I'll buy it.
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#10 2009-10-29 13:59:11
Taint wrote:
If you make a gay version, I'll buy it.
"DoucheScan Lavender(TM) helps eliminate men with sagging balls, small penises, venereal diseases, daddy or mommy complexes, men who watch Glee or listen to Britney Spears, dog fuckers, cross dressers, and helps drastically reduce the likeliness of you dating a closeted gay Republican."
HAHAH Taint, I'll include this in my revised version of my patent request.
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#11 2009-10-29 15:42:41
XregnaR wrote:
RT, do you make a PsychoHoseBeast Detector for the men? No sense in keeping your market narrow.
What's the point when mean, greed and sloth are so easy to hide until after the closing?
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#12 2009-10-29 15:58:20
choad wrote:
XregnaR wrote:
RT, do you make a PsychoHoseBeast Detector for the men? No sense in keeping your market narrow.
What's the point when mean, greed and sloth are so easy to hide until after the closing?
But that's the whole point Choad, to see through the Princess Disguise™ and see the PsychoHoseBeast lurking beneath!
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