I challenge you men to scroll down that list without thinking, “Didn’t I piss there?”

All my life I wondered exactly how rich the owners of the Royal Sloan Valve Company are.

Speaking of pissers, my sports club just installed these "waterless" urinals.  I can't figure out how these are hygienic, but apparently they save 40,000 gals per year, per pisser. 

I must say, though, I do just love how my flaxen, vitamin-laced GHL just sort of ... remains there at the bottom, informing the eye nerves of those who follow.   Yesterday I had asparagus for lunch, so those behind me to take a piss were treated to an olfactory delight in addition to the pleasing golden hue.