#2 2009-11-24 23:50:23
"I know that the nun in question has returned to Poland and she would have spoken with the Congregation as she was with an order that worked in the apartments of Pope John Paul."
That playa'! He had a whole order of them black and white bitches all up in his crib, sweepin and dustin and helping out of town priests with theys prayers an shit.
We would hear it – we were in the next room at Castel Gandolfo. You could hear the sound of the blows when he flagellate himself.
Sheeeit, makes a boy wonder ifn all that whip crackin and gruntin and funny noises could have been made by one dude.
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#3 2009-11-24 23:53:27
I’m afraid these people misunderstood the sounds they heard coming from J2-P2’s apartment. What they heard was J2-P2 whipping little boys!
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#4 2009-11-25 01:28:36
The Pope, who died five years ago, is being considered for sainthood by the Catholic Church.
Those crossbacks have really loosened up the rules. Could PJP2 cast cleric spells or something?
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#5 2009-11-25 09:30:26
"Among them is the testimony of Tobiana Sobodka..."
Distant relation?
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#6 2009-11-25 12:45:58
They're going to make him a saint next year? I was raised Catholic, but I never got the rules on induction into the Hall of Fame. Waiting only five years from death before making him a demigod seems a pretty short period of consideration. If there really was a god, I imagine he would be pretty pissed off at mortal men deciding that the flock should be able to pray to a dead man or woman instead of him. From all accounts, he isn't very tolerant of that shit.
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#7 2009-11-25 20:08:24
phreddy wrote:
Waiting only five years from death before making him a demigod seems a pretty short period of consideration.
I miss martyrdom and Latin Masses. Catholicism used to be cool :(
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#8 2009-11-25 20:18:52
It's the new, cleaner version. You guys don't get to burn jews anymore, or witches. It sucks, I know.
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#9 2009-11-26 04:12:28
opsec wrote:
phreddy wrote:
Waiting only five years from death before making him a demigod seems a pretty short period of consideration.
I miss martyrdom and Latin Masses. Catholicism used to be cool :(
You could always try Catholic Lite. Our martyrs fucked like bunnies for God and the English crown before their heads were chopped off! And the High Church people put on a far more elaborate and theatrical Mass than anything done by the contemporary American Catholic church!
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