#1 2007-11-09 15:18:48
Or if you can' see youtube:
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea … d=21150780
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#2 2007-11-09 15:46:06
1. Welcome to High Street.
2. Learn how to use the "youtube" code (the filmstrip button above the post field, only the "VVPs..." part goes between the brackets). EDIT: Nice catch, OJ+.
3. While I'm sure that construction equipment is rated for a lot more force and weight than half a dozen people, I eagerly await the inevitable article reporting catastrophic failure of the bucket arm. Was this filmed before or after the local NASCAR event?
4. Consider the title "How to make Jeff Foxworthy look like Dennis Miller."
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#3 2007-11-09 16:01:32
5. How did you find High-Street? (Seriously).
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#4 2007-11-09 20:05:12
awesome - my son would go nuts over that ride
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#6 2007-11-09 23:27:09
I got that familiar taste of hurled hotdog in the back of my mouth.
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#8 2007-11-10 06:18:54
pALEPHx wrote:
1. Welcome to High Street.
2. Learn how to use the "youtube" code (the filmstrip button above the post field, only the "VVPs..." part goes between the brackets). EDIT: Nice catch, OJ+.
3. While I'm sure that construction equipment is rated for a lot more force and weight than half a dozen people, I eagerly await the inevitable article reporting catastrophic failure of the bucket arm. Was this filmed before or after the local NASCAR event?
4. Consider the title "How to make Jeff Foxworthy look like Dennis Miller."
1. For fuck's sake, pENIx, what are you? The Welcome Wagon?
2. What's it like being half-man half-12-year-old girl?
3. Your writing style minces and lisps. What colour are your panties tonight? (Just asking - not interested.)
4. The references to NASCAR and Jeff Foxworthy are topical and banal.
Other than that, how u doin' buddy?
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#9 2007-11-10 17:09:39
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
Other than that, how u doin' buddy?
1. Hey, it works on other sites. We rush to beat ignorant n00bs senseless, but we can't once make the place look semi-inviting to people who DON'T immediately put their feet in their mouths? Just don't blame me if it's a few months down the road and you're scrambling for someone new to belt-sand back into oblivion.
2. Delightful. Now stop trying to fuck me.
3. Black, as the ichor of my undead lover's ejaculate seeps from my shredded anus. Wanna lick, sport?
4. Please reference my response to Lil'Debbiesnackhole here.
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#10 2007-11-10 19:49:42
pALEPHx wrote:
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
Other than that, how u doin' buddy?
1. Hey, it works on other sites. We rush to beat ignorant n00bs senseless, but we can't once make the place look semi-inviting to people who DON'T immediately put their feet in their mouths? Just don't blame me if it's a few months down the road and you're scrambling for someone new to belt-sand back into oblivion.
You've got a point there, my dolichocephalic phriend (but if you change your hairstyle you might be able to hide it).
"pENIx on the town."
pALEPHx wrote:
2. Delightful. Now stop trying to fuck me.
Sorry - no fucky pinheads.
pALEPHx wrote:
3. Black, as the ichor of my undead lover's ejaculate seeps from my shredded anus. Wanna lick, sport?
2. What, and deprive you of your dinner? Nice image though. I wonder what strange, conflicting pressures vitalize your personality. On one hand you're a classic anal retentive, running around like a church lady in a self-appointed tizzy of effeminate concern, dishing out wholesome snacks from the Welcome Wagon, worrying about people's children, picking up thread crumbs that other people have long since digested, rejected, ejected and forgotten about. On the other hand, although you haven't told us exactly how you wear your hankies and keys, it's pretty obvious that you enjoy having your mancunt stretched out like an old boot and battered like a squid ring at a high-volume Greek restaurant.
pALEPHx wrote:
4. Please reference my response to Lil'Debbiesnackhole here.
Reference this:
Pin worms for a pinhead. Think on these next time you find a lump of crud in your master's ass-wrinkle.
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#11 2007-11-10 20:08:31
Gee, Wilber. Are you sure this isn't just a cry for help? I'm sure some of your old friends might still be able to help you.
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#12 2007-11-10 20:19:39
Taint wrote:
Gee, Wilber. Are you sure this isn't just a cry for help? I'm sure some of your old friends might still be able to help you.
Hmmm...I dunno Taint. They've been pretty upset since I bombed those churches. Besides, if I were queer I'd be a big macho leather fag and proud of it. pENIx would be my bitch, but I'd still lend him to you for toilet duties. And if you wanted to wear his ass like a cock-ring, I'd be cool with that too, as long as you kept the ball-gag in his mouth and his hands away from the keyboard.
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#13 2007-11-10 20:25:54
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
Taint wrote:
Gee, Wilber. Are you sure this isn't just a cry for help? I'm sure some of your old friends might still be able to help you.
Hmmm...I dunno Taint. They've been pretty upset since I bombed those churches. Besides, if I were queer I'd be a big macho leather fag and proud of it. pENIx would be my bitch, but I'd still lend him to you for toilet duties. And if you wanted to wear his ass like a cock-ring, I'd be cool with that too, as long as you kept the ball-gag in his mouth and his hands away from the keyboard.
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#14 2007-11-10 21:38:18
I'm not picking on pENIx because he's a fag, Taint. I'm a fag friendly hetero. You have to be to have survived 6 years in the We(s)t End of Vancouver, directly behind a prominent bum-troubler night club, what with all the discrimination and straight-bashing going on. And as the ex-chairman of the board of an alt. theatre company...well, you get the gif. I'm picking on pENIx cuz he's a lisper, a mincer, a concerned citizen, a cheer-leader and a prissy pollyanna. Lisping and mincing really get my goat. (See?) That is, unless your name is Cutflower - la (50 points and my undying respect for anyone who gets that reference). Anyways, the truth is that pENIx and I are fast becoming friends. He enjoys being whipped and dominated, but is articulate and sometimes amusing in his efforts to deny his pleasure. I could let up, but then he'd brood and pout. You know what girls are like.
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#15 2007-11-11 00:20:05
Yes, Taint, he clearly needs his cock sucked by anything drunk or vaccinated enough to comply.
Lisping and mincing. You write your own material, dear? If I'm your idea of a prancing populist, then you clearly didn't put the binoculars down long enough during your stint in that lovely apartment of yours. Mention it a third or fourth time, why dontcha. I'm always impressed by self-congratulatory tolerance that got all its gay-friendly knowledge by merely living near a gaybar.
I'd yawn right now, but I'm afraid to have my lips ajar. The 'mancunt' sentence was deliciously poetic, tho. Gotta give some props.
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#16 2007-11-11 01:08:39
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
it's pretty obvious that you enjoy having your mancunt stretched out like an old boot and battered like a squid ring at a high-volume Greek restaurant.
pALEPHx wrote:
The 'mancunt' sentence was deliciously poetic, tho. Gotta give some props.
Try our delicious deep-fried fag anus!
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#17 2007-11-11 16:25:33
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
I'm not picking on pENIx because he's a fag, Taint. I'm a fag friendly hetero. You have to be to have survived 6 years in the We(s)t End of Vancouver, directly behind a prominent bum-troubler night club, what with all the discrimination and straight-bashing going on. And as the ex-chairman of the board of an alt. theatre company...well, you get the gif. I'm picking on pENIx cuz he's a lisper, a mincer, a concerned citizen, a cheer-leader and a prissy pollyanna. Lisping and mincing really get my goat.[/url]
I'm sorry, I didn't know what I was talking about. Obviously, you have firsthand experience with Pale - meeting in person, perhaps - to know whether he lisps and minces. Nor should I have doubted your credentials as a fag-friendly hetero - you did work in theater, after all.
Now that I clearly see the logic under which you're operating, I'm having something of an identity crisis. I'm not in theater, I've never lived near a gay bar, and I am unable to discern lisping and mincing from reading text.
Cripes, I must be heterosexual.
I'll defer to your obvious superior knowledge of these matters from now on.
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#18 2007-11-11 18:17:51
Taint wrote:
Obviously, you have firsthand experience with Pale - meeting in person, perhaps - to know whether he lisps and minces.
Like that's necessary. Epistolary writing styles are generally gender transparent, if analyzed by a professional. What are these small black letters, if not the troubled persona's outpouring? And the persona masks, but mirrors the anima. pENIx's writing style lisps and minces, betraying the size and strength of his anima. It is probable that he minces and lisps in real life as well. But hey, I could be wrong. He might be a big burly bear with bad gas and a penchant for wrapping hamsters in duct tape.
Taint wrote:
Nor should I have doubted your credentials as a fag-friendly hetero - you did work in theater, after all.
Yes - and once, for a week, I managed a gay bookstore. I was fired for filing Jean Genet under "Sodomy, French."
Taint wrote:
Now that I clearly see the logic under which you're operating, I'm having something of an identity crisis. I'm not in theater, I've never lived near a gay bar, and I am unable to discern lisping and mincing from reading text.
Cripes, I must be heterosexual.
Don't worry - you're not. I can tell from your writing style.
Taint wrote:
I'll defer to your obvious superior knowledge of these matters from now on.
Don't be silly. You big silly. It's lovely the way you spring to pENIx's defence. Just the way I would if I saw a woman being picked on by a bully. Why Taint...are you
Falling In Love Again?
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#19 2007-11-11 18:33:47
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
Try our delicious deep-fried fag anus!
Mmm, misspelled calamari. My favorite!
"Who says I'm gay!?"
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
Don't worry - you're not. I can tell from your writing style.
See, now you're obviously trying to sleep with me. The Klaus Nomi vid was mere foreplay. You just know that I'm so turned on by someone with your lexical sophistication and preternatural ability to determine identity from online writing samples, I'm going to beg Taint to stop being my chastity belt and let you have at that breaded bunghole.
I'll bet you've used chipotle ranch dipping sauce as a lube. You stud.
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#20 2007-11-11 19:17:26
Ugh. Pale vs. Wilber is the new Jew vs. Horse.
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#21 2007-11-11 19:41:52
pALEPHx wrote:
See, now you're obviously trying to sleep with me.
Hope springs eternal.
pALEPHx wrote:
The Klaus Nomi vid was mere foreplay.
It was for Taint. Errr...forget I said that.
pALEPHx wrote:
You just know that I'm so turned on by someone with your lexical sophistication and preternatural ability to determine identity from online writing samples, I'm going to beg Taint to stop being my chastity belt and let you have at that breaded bunghole.
Sorry - I like my bungholes with nice natural boobies around front.
pALEPHx wrote:
I'll bet you've used chipotle ranch dipping sauce as a lube.
That's an American thing. Dipping everything in some manner of ranch is part of the culture of coprophagy. Here in HeteroLand we complement our bungholes with clam juice or marinara.
pALEPHx wrote:
You stud.
I answer to that name. But not when it's pronounced "Thtud."
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#22 2007-11-11 19:43:37
Taint wrote:
Now that I clearly see the logic under which you're operating, I'm having something of an identity crisis. I'm not in theater, I've never lived near a gay bar, and I am unable to discern lisping and mincing from reading text.
I thought you lived in the San Francisco Bay Area. I always heard you couldn't throw a stick without hitting a gay bar.
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#23 2007-11-11 20:09:05
tojo2000 wrote:
I always heard you couldn't throw a stick without hitting a gay bar.
Tojo...exactly what are you advocating?
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#24 2007-11-11 20:11:02
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
tojo2000 wrote:
I always heard you couldn't throw a stick without hitting a gay bar.
Tojo...exactly what are you advocating?
Well we all know how much "the gays" like to play fetch.
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#25 2007-11-12 03:50:28
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
I answer to that name. But not when it's pronounced "Thtud."
Well, stop knocking your cellmates' teeth out for once, and you'll hear it differently.
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#26 2007-11-12 05:24:49
pALEPHx wrote:
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
I answer to that name. But not when it's pronounced "Thtud."
Well, stop knocking your cellmates' teeth out for once, and you'll hear it differently.
I had a French Canadian girlfriend, several hundred years ago, who'd lost her teeth in a cataclysmic hockey accident at the age of 12. That is, she lost her front teeth in the hockey accident, and the rest of them later that day at the dentist's office. Such was, and in some cases remains, the custom of la belle province. It was sad for her, to be sure, for as Don Quixote tells Sancho Panza: "...a mouth without grinders is like a mill without a millstone: and a tooth is worth a treasure." Just the same, a mouth without grinders is, well, a lot like a cunt, but with extra suction. We parted ways, but I miss her still. I miss the way her upper lip worked back and forth to find purchase on her dentures. I miss the sound of fizzing tablets as she cleansed her plastic teeth. And I especially miss how good it felt to fuck her in the mouth. Sometimes, when I visit my grandmother at the old folks home, I drop in on the older ladies in their beds, and tell them how much I miss the girl with the grinderless mill. And once in a while one of the less lucid will unpucker her wrinkled lips, smile at me with the dying embers of her eyes, and let me dance a little jig inside the sweet pink coffin of her mouth.
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#27 2007-11-12 11:10:14
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
pALEPHx wrote:
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
I answer to that name. But not when it's pronounced "Thtud."
Well, stop knocking your cellmates' teeth out for once, and you'll hear it differently.
I had a French Canadian girlfriend, several hundred years ago, who'd lost her teeth in a cataclysmic hockey accident at the age of 12. That is, she lost her front teeth in the hockey accident, and the rest of them later that day at the dentist's office. Such was, and in some cases remains, the custom of la belle province. It was sad for her, to be sure, for as Don Quixote tells Sancho Panza: "...a mouth without grinders is like a mill without a millstone: and a tooth is worth a treasure." Just the same, a mouth without grinders is, well, a lot like a cunt, but with extra suction. We parted ways, but I miss her still. I miss the way her upper lip worked back and forth to find purchase on her dentures. I miss the sound of fizzing tablets as she cleansed her plastic teeth. And I especially miss how good it felt to fuck her in the mouth. Sometimes, when I visit my grandmother at the old folks home, I drop in on the older ladies in their beds, and tell them how much I miss the girl with the grinderless mill. And once in a while one of the less lucid will unpucker her wrinkled lips, smile at me with the dying embers of her eyes, and let me dance a little jig inside the sweet pink coffin of her mouth.
Oh, now that is *truly* disgusting.
And I rarely say that.
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#28 2007-11-12 15:03:24
OK, Wilber. You're a shithead, but a shithead litterateur.
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#29 2007-11-12 16:06:25
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
...a little jig inside the sweet pink coffin of her mouth.
Are you still talking?
Do you mean to tell me that you logged on, and in more than half a day left no other remark than that? You're really not doing much to dispel the perception that you're trying to get into my pants.
BTW, Taint and I finally figured out where you live[d]:
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#30 2007-11-12 16:27:06
pALEPHx wrote:
You're really not doing much to dispel the perception that you're trying to get into my pants.
So...I'm writing about fucking somebody's toothless grandmother in the mouth, and you think it's about you? Actually, that makes sense, given your propensity for acting like an old woman. I can see you now, crossdressed as Granny from the Beverly Hillbillies.
Stranger: Why thank you for the 'possum pie, Granny pENIx!
Granny pENIx: Y'all are welcome, it's mah jawb as the Welcome Waggin. If'n ah takes off mah bloomers y'all kin see the Chuck Waggin too. Kin ah suck yer cock now, mister?
pALEPHx wrote:
BTW, Taint and I finally figured out where you live[d]:
That's the scariest thing anyone's ever said to me. I'll be sleeping with several layers of duct tape over my asshole tonight.
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#31 2007-11-12 16:32:08
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
...and you think it's about you?
Nope. Just that you posted to no other threads at all. Only this one...and now, again, less than 20 minutes after I replied, with no other posts to all of High Street. It's like you're obsessed with me (or subscribed to the topic, haha). Stop it. I might blush!
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#32 2007-11-12 20:59:29
pALEPHx wrote:
Stop it. I might blush!
I'm sure that's in character, granny. Trying to push the "You must really like me to harrass a poor girl so" angle is wearing thin.
If you get strawberries and cream to go with your chocolate nut log it'll have nothing to do with me.
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#33 2007-11-12 21:02:45
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
That's the scariest thing anyone's ever said to me. I'll be sleeping with several layers of duct tape over my asshole tonight.
BWAHHAHAHA. I hate to do this, as I fear she might steal you away from me, but WCL, have you met Draz yet? She's a fellow Canadian.
I'm surprised she hasn't turned up at your e-door yet.
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#34 2007-11-12 21:31:42
Roger_That wrote:
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
That's the scariest thing anyone's ever said to me. I'll be sleeping with several layers of duct tape over my asshole tonight.
BWAHHAHAHA. I hate to do this, as I fear she might steal you away from me, but WCL, have you met Draz yet? She's a fellow Canadian.
I'm surprised she hasn't turned up at your e-door yet.
Meet her? Why Roger...we're practically neighbours (assuming it's the same Draz.)
Just yesterday she sent me a vag shot:
Sweet & Sticky, ready to Pork.
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#35 2007-11-12 21:32:56
Roger_That wrote:
BWAHHAHAHA. I hate to do this, as I fear she might steal you away from me, but WCL, have you met Draz yet? She's a fellow Canadian.
I'm surprised she hasn't turned up at your e-door yet.
She has been to the brink of the soft pink coffin and turned away. In spite of herself.
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