Winter IS when the whales return to Hawaii.

Emmeran wrote:

He told medical crews that he was taking medication for a back problem

Yeah that's it Doc, back pains, hard to describe, I need some pain killers.

Crying back pain. The only true path to a kick ass buzz.



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George Orr wrote:

Naturally I want him to die and take his place in Hell for all eternity; but if he kicks it right now I just don't think I could take all the media frenzy and "tributes" and etc.

I feel torn...

VIVA EL RUSHBO!  Rush has his people talking to Dick Cheney about how to turn death wishes into longevity.

Cheney has a combination pacemaker/defibrillator that shocks his cold half-dead heart into beating whenever it's overwhelmed by the arctic evilness of his shriveled soul.  This device has made it possible for him to avoid settling his account with Satan for several decades (he had several heart attacks in his late thirties-early forties).

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Honestly, all of you, I'm embarrassed to even be associated with you. Is he not a human being? Doesn't he suffer like the rest of us? Where is your compassion? How can you possib- oh. Sorry, I thought we were talking about someone else.

I feel really guilty about all this, because I've wanted him gone for so long.  All my friends tell me that's silly, that it has nothing to do with me or anything I wished for, but -

I specifically asked for a heart attack.

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The cause of his pain -- which he called "real" -- has not been determined.

It's called Cocaine

He praised the care of the medical staff and called their work "confidence-inspiring."

"The treatment I received here was the best that the world has to offer," he said. "I don't think there's one thing wrong with the American health care system. It is working just fine."

If I had a $400mm contract I bet my employer provided health care would be wonderful also.

whosasailorthen wrote:

"Tests find 'nothing wrong' with Limbaugh's heart"

...apart from the fact that it's made of fucking ice.

I thought it was 3 sizes too small.

Montecore wrote:

Look at the bright side, folks - the door is still open for him to be caught with a dick in his mouth.

Now that's a wonderful prospect.

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How about a compromise guys?  The door is still open for him to be caught with an animal's dick in his mouth!  That way, both of the major teams can say he isn’t one of their players.

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fnord wrote:

How about a compromise guys?  The door is still open for him to be caught with an animal's dick in his mouth!  That way, both of the major teams can say he isn’t one of their players.

Now that's the kind of good old-fashioned ingenuity that made this country great.

Rush makes outrageous statements for a living; I can’t really blame him for being a Professional Asshole because it’s paid off well for him.  The ones who piss me off are the lawmakers who say and do outrageous things for fun and profit with no thought for the people they are hurting.  Thanks to these bastards (and cunts, have to be PC and acknowledge the women involved) taking care of their friends in the Medical-Industrial Complex, what could have been a major improvement in access to health care for everyone is going to turn into the worst of all possible systems.  Then there are the grandstanding Republican asshole lawmakers who make statements about “Death Panels and Forced Abortions” to scare the simpletons who vote for them.

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