#1 2007-11-13 03:53:27

So you think you’ll buy some rental property as an investment.  Beware the tenants from hell.

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#2 2007-11-13 07:27:10

What insipid nonsense. I watch the vids, and I wonder how low other people's thresholds must be (or how jaded I am). It's like they went from their upper middle-class bedrooms to college singles, to rent-controlled apartments, to... Oh, fuck it.

Try this.

Or this.

And yes, sir, you may have another.

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#3 2007-11-13 10:40:15

kim

All I can say is that the Indian people that live above me ... I want to kill them.
I have a one bedroom apartment, it is a good size, especially for Southern California. The apartment above me is also a one bedroom. I live with my boyfriend, two cats, and another pet but it lives in a cage on the patio. Just us alone can feel alittle crowded sometimes, but not too bad. Now the people who live above me have: two or three kids, two females, and possible three males, all living in the same sq footage. I could be off a little in the numbers here but either way my god damn place smells like curry in the afternoon, the kids run marathons through out the place making sure to stomp as loud as possible, and bath time? I'm starting to wonder if one of those males isn't trying to drown those kids each time its time for the daily bath. Not to mention the ceiling pop corn shit that falls from them doing god knows what.

They also backed up our sink with the worst shit because apparently they don't know how to use a garbage disposal.

And the list goes on but obviously, no one gives a shit either way

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#4 2007-11-13 11:16:40

kim wrote:

All I can say is that the Indian people that live above me ... I want to kill them.
I have a one bedroom apartment, it is a good size, especially for Southern California. The apartment above me is also a one bedroom. I live with my boyfriend, two cats, and another pet but it lives in a cage on the patio. Just us alone can feel alittle crowded sometimes, but not too bad. Now the people who live above me have: two or three kids, two females, and possible three males, all living in the same sq footage. I could be off a little in the numbers here but either way my god damn place smells like curry in the afternoon, the kids run marathons through out the place making sure to stomp as loud as possible, and bath time? I'm starting to wonder if one of those males isn't trying to drown those kids each time its time for the daily bath. Not to mention the ceiling pop corn shit that falls from them doing god knows what.

They also backed up our sink with the worst shit because apparently they don't know how to use a garbage disposal.

And the list goes on but obviously, no one gives a shit either way

I can send you some kleenex also

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#5 2007-11-13 11:56:21

Totally faked out videos. You can see that it is the same apartment in every case. Probably about to be demolished anyway.

But hoarders are cool. Doesn't everyone like Jenga?

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#6 2007-11-13 17:32:39

GooberMcNutly wrote:

But hoarders are cool. Doesn't everyone like Jenga?

Just don't pull out the wrong cat.

I had a similar experience to Kim's. Where I live now isn't too dumpy, but it's palatial in comparison to most of my NYC apartments. Here, though, people are obviously unaccustomed to multi-unit, multi-story dwellings...or they just cling to the mentality that no one else lives within earshot. They run, drop, stomp, and even cook much as she mentioned. Problem is, they drive the same way (no signals, variable speeds in a given area, sudden stops on highways, etc.), and that's just fuckin' dangerous.

I weigh over two hundred pounds and I still don't sound like the 90-lb Korean chick on the 3rd floor who is single-handedly trying to bring back clogs. I have to keep myself from running out the door and booting her ass down the last flight of stairs.

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#7 2007-11-13 17:44:21

kim

Yeah, I really don't understand it. The youngest kid in the Indian family gets locked/left on the outside patio and just screams its head off. Not a crying scream just - yelling shit? I have also noticed that Indian people really like to hang out with other Indian people - outside of their apartment. They will just gather outside right in front of my living room patio and just I guess hang out and talk while their crazy unruly kids go nuts screaming at the top of their lungs up and down the walk ways. These children apparently do not have a bedtime either. I think I am in bed before they are in fact, you know, because I work.

Jesus Christ.

I live in a nice area, too. One bedroom apartment is $1.5k a month for fucks sake.

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#8 2007-11-13 18:57:50

kim wrote:

They will just gather outside right in front of my living room patio and just I guess hang out and talk while their crazy unruly kids go nuts screaming at the top of their lungs up and down the walk ways.

Well, there's something to be said for sitting outside your home and socializing. It wasn't too long ago that such a "cultural phenomenon" bore the firm stamp of Middle Americana. We just don't know our neighbors like we used to. As for screaming-meemees, I live across the fence from the playing fields of a Catholic elementary school. For this area, that means a disproportionate number of Latino kids. I swear, never in my life have I heard such balls-out noise from children, for no reason whatsoever. It's like they're all being sodomized with curling irons. When I was that age, and even while I was living in various nabes of NYC, you wouldn't get that kind of terrorized screeching unless someone was on fire.

You do realize we're turning into Fnord, right? (ack!)

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#9 2007-11-13 19:04:11

kim

I guess as far as cultures go black and white people are the only ones who will beat the shit out of their kids, obviously with some exceptions to the rule.

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#10 2007-11-13 19:47:21

pALEPHx wrote:

kimAs for screaming-meemees, I live across the fence from the playing fields of a Catholic elementary school.

Pics or it didn't happen.

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#11 2007-11-13 21:00:24

Scotty wrote:

Pics or it didn't happen.

You'll have to wait until daylight for that. Not sure how I can visually represent the sound, short of taking the images through a much wanted rifle sight.

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#12 2007-11-14 01:46:26

pALEPHx wrote:

You do realize we're turning into Fnord, right? (ack!)

My dislike of certain minorities grew from being exposed to them.  You’re just experiencing the same process.  At some point reality will overcome your PC conditioning.

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#13 2007-11-14 02:17:13

fnord wrote:

pALEPHx wrote:

You do realize we're turning into Fnord, right? (ack!)

My dislike of certain minorities grew from being exposed to them.  You’re just experiencing the same process.  At some point reality will overcome your PC conditioning.

I'm not sure I agree with you about that, Fnord. One of the things that keeps me in San Francisco (other than the sex and good food) is the variety of people. I like being the only white guy on the underground car, and I've learned more Cantonese and Spanish from just living here than I might ever have in a class. On the bus to work in Emeryville this morning, I was one of maybe three whites out of a group of several Indians, a few Chinese, and various other MUEs (Members of Unidentified Ethnicities). I like hearing several different languages all spoken within range of one another, and I like seeing people of different ethnicities and cultures hanging out together.

I'm not going to be Pollyanna and insist it's a rainbow world of happy unicorns and sunshine. There are aspects of other cultures that grate me: certainly some groups are, um, more verbose than others, and there's nothing quite like being knocked aside by an ancient little Chinese lady who stands no more than 5 feet high as she attempts to beat back any potential competition for a seat on the bus. I'll also say there are certainly some ethnic groups with whom I feel more comfortable than others, but I sure as hell don't want to live someplace where everyone is just like me.

Oh, and to avoid being too preachy, here's a gratuitous but irrelevant picture:

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/2043/rudetostare1pw8.jpg

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#14 2007-11-14 12:32:50

kim

fnord wrote:

pALEPHx wrote:

You do realize we're turning into Fnord, right? (ack!)

My dislike of certain minorities grew from being exposed to them.  You’re just experiencing the same process.  At some point reality will overcome your PC conditioning.

Exactly. I never had an issue with Indian people until my apartment started to smell of curry. I walk up to my place and smell this smell and I just picture this giant pot of boiling onions, tomatoes, curry, and chutney of some kind.

Plus, it REALLY pisses me off when I am paying a pretty good amount for rent and these assholes, and this isn't limited to a certain race or anything, are living 5-6 people in a one bedroom and sharing the cost of that shit! This is of course an issue that the God damn leasing office should be taking care of but apparently they cant do anything about it until they "see it"

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#15 2007-11-14 13:51:49

Taint wrote:

I'm a size queen.

That's all you needed to say really.

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#16 2007-11-14 15:33:10

Scotty wrote:

Taint wrote:

I'm a size queen.

That's all you needed to say really.

Well, that, and that it obviously pushes you out of the running.

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#17 2007-11-14 15:34:58

Taint wrote:

Well, that, and that it obviously pushes you out of the running.

http://www.uncov.com/assets/2007/6/29/fry-see-what-you-did-there-scaled.jpg

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#18 2007-11-14 16:27:43

kim wrote:

This is of course an issue that the God damn leasing office should be taking care of but apparently they cant do anything about it until they "see it"

Are you sure you don't live across the pool from me?

Seriously tho, if you're looking to screw an extended family out of housing, file a noise complaint. There doesn't actually have to be any noise at the time, but it forces a leasing agent (or some shlub from their 'courtesy patrol') to document who was present in the home. Then you can compel them to act on the report.

It's ironic that they need to 'see' shit all the time, especially when they know how to find everybody within 48 hours if your rent's late. I just can't figure how they justify raising the rates and then leasing to shadier and more disruptive people. Ethnicity here is not so much of an issue, as there is plenty of white trash to balance out any other group.

And no, Fnord, I won't be "overcoming" anything, if I haven't already. I'm really not that PC, but I am principled. At least, I was not raised to act on or think with cultural generalizations, mostly because I've never found any to be universally accurate. There is also the matter of discrimination against others where I'm a strange enough fellow, myself. If your glass house is stone-free, then I'm happy for you.

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#19 2007-11-14 17:24:42

kim

Oh yeah exactly. I guess I don't take the time to complain to management all too much because, just like you, I'm pretty weird as well. My boyfriend and I have had some GREAT screaming matches with a few visits from the cops (not for the fights or drugs or anything like that but of course that is what people think when they see cops outside your place) and we also can get pretty high or drunk and make a good amount of noise while stumbling into the house.

But fuck, at least no-one is throwing late night parties or knocking on my door so I guess I can't complain too much. People are just fucking weird, and Indian people seem even weirder to me.

I agree with the rates and rent and all that shit being so high and some of the people they move in - it just - what the fuck?? Aah, I am just getting so worked up now!

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#20 2007-11-14 17:38:52

Scotty wrote:

Pics or it didn't happen.

http://www.xmere.com/forums/uploads/highstreet/noisy_crotchfruit.jpg
Did you also want distance and windage?



This is the eastern side of their grounds. There's a jungle gym around lower left and another soccer pitch, out of frame and closer (it's blocked by the carport). The later in the day (or in the early morning, natch), the more populous it becomes. The schedule is based on the cooler times of day. I don't suppose you wanted close-ups or a headcount. I'm not going to be the "creepy guy over the fence" taking cellcam shots of other people's crotchfruit.

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#21 2007-11-14 18:02:50

kim

What state do you live in pALEPHx?

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#22 2007-11-14 18:42:01

Paleo, that would make a nice banner.

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#23 2007-11-14 21:57:18

pALEPHx wrote:

Scotty wrote:

Pics or it didn't happen.

http://www.xmere.com/forums/uploads/hig … hfruit.jpg
Did you also want distance and windage?



This is the eastern side of their grounds. There's a jungle gym around lower left and another soccer pitch, out of frame and closer (it's blocked by the carport). The later in the day (or in the early morning, natch), the more populous it becomes. The schedule is based on the cooler times of day. I don't suppose you wanted close-ups or a headcount. I'm not going to be the "creepy guy over the fence" taking cellcam shots of other people's crotchfruit.

I was more just wanting to see some hot Latino, Catholic school girls.  You should walk up to the fence and just start snapping pictures.

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#24 2007-11-15 03:05:18

kim wrote:

What state do you live in pALEPHx?

Someone please tell me she didn't just ask that. I was starting to like her.

orangeplus wrote:

Paleo, that would make a nice banner.

Go for it. I'd ordinarily discourage the reposting of children's playgrounds in any way that seemed to promote their violent exploitation, but there are two 15' fences to get through and a staff-to-child ratio that strangely belies the decibel levels. They must give the nuns earplugs.

Scotty wrote:

You should walk up to the fence and just start snapping pictures.

I already enable enough of your perversity, dontcha think? Tellya wut, I'll tell Kim where I live in exchange for her flashing you some nipple.

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#25 2007-11-20 20:27:10

Shortly after I moved into my place, one of my neighbors was getting evicted for having a cat (no pets allowed). The neighbor was a black lady with a white cat who she would search for every day screaming something about "WHITE BOY!" The last day she blasted her radio (every day occurence) playing the song "Hit the Road Jack" and singing along very loudly.

Somewhat ironically, her apartment has since been rented out to a bunch of white boys that blast shitty music at all hours and communicate by stepping out onto the porch and screaming at the top of their lungs. I hope they get a cat.

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#26 2007-11-20 20:34:45

taffy wrote:

Shortly after I moved into my place, one of my neighbors was getting evicted for having a cat (no pets allowed). The neighbor was a black lady with a white cat who she would search for every day screaming something about "WHITE BOY!"

My cat is black as coal and his name is Nigger. And yes, I call him in at night.
The last day she blasted her radio (every day occurence)
Two 'r's in occurrence, Taffy. Fucking hell, your name is Taffy. I'm not talking to you anymore. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if you were related to that bitchcunt slags_mom or whatever the hell her name was.

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#27 2007-11-20 23:25:39

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

taffy wrote:

Shortly after I moved into my place, one of my neighbors was getting evicted for having a cat (no pets allowed). The neighbor was a black lady with a white cat who she would search for every day screaming something about "WHITE BOY!"

My cat is black as coal and his name is Nigger. And yes, I call him in at night.
The last day she blasted her radio (every day occurence)
Two 'r's in occurrence, Taffy. Fucking hell, your name is Taffy. I'm not talking to you anymore. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if you were related to that bitchcunt slags_mom or whatever the hell her name was.

"Taffy" is an homage to Mink Stole's character in Female Trouble, most people would have guessed that it isn't my actual name, Mr. Cuntlicker.
Thanks for sharing your story, you are exactly the kind of retard I don't want to live near!

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