#2 2010-01-15 13:01:58

His first client will probably be male.  What will the ex-marine do?  Will he not give up his seat, or will he go to the back of the bus?

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#3 2010-01-15 13:05:28

Dmtdust wrote:

His first client will probably be male.  What will the ex-marine do?  Will he not give up his seat, or will he go to the back of the bus?

My sphincter isn't for sale.

Or so he claims....let's see what happens when he gets hungry...

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#4 2010-01-15 13:13:23

I've always wanted to be a gigolo, if only to have a voice mail message saying, "Hi, this is Monte.  Sorry I'm out of the orifice..."

Last edited by Montecore (2010-01-15 13:16:00)

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#5 2010-01-15 14:05:42

"We shall overcum, we shall overcum..."

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#6 2010-01-15 22:01:54

Meet your first client:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fw7iF68JR8k/RonbeZ7iziI/AAAAAAAAEOk/Lf3dw_92zn8/s320/FatWomenTryingtogetpantson.jpg

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#7 2010-01-15 23:52:04

Jesus fuck, if that snaggletooth, five-head, bullshit intellectual gets paid for fucking, I will lose all faith in the females of the species. Oh sure, go ahead and tell me about some 50 year old, 300 pound, never been married HR biddy and this is the only cock she'll see not sliced into pieces, breaded and deep fried, they I'll ask how in fuck the little jarhead gonna come to attention? Viagra can only do so much.

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#8 2010-01-16 01:27:04

orangeplus wrote:

Jesus fuck, if that snaggletooth, five-head, bullshit intellectual gets paid for fucking, I will lose all faith in the females of the species. Oh sure, go ahead and tell me about some 50 year old, 300 pound, never been married HR biddy and this is the only cock she'll see not sliced into pieces, breaded and deep fried, they I'll ask how in fuck the little jarhead gonna come to attention? Viagra can only do so much.

Yeah, I noticed he was a shorty also.....obviously that won't exactly work in his favor.

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